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Poems for Pensioners

By: Andy Seed
Narrated by: Andy Seed
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Here is a book that celebrates the joys, the aches, the lapses, the frustrations, and the creaks of the retirement years. With 50 funny, nostalgic, and poignant rhymes about childhood memories, hair loss, modern technology, manners, packaging, cats, grandchildren, and more, it's the perfect listen for those of 50-plus who like a chuckle.

©2016 Andy Seed (P)2016 Andy Seed
Literature & Fiction Funny

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A very worthy read. This book had me chuckling and smiling all the way through with some very relatable stories. I am now going out to buy a selection pack of batteries for when I get even older.

Very funny collection of poems.

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