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Matt Millz

By: Harry Hill
Narrated by: Harry Hill
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About this listen

 Open with your best gag. Finish with your second best. Make sure your face matches the material. Sell your routine ... Matt Millz LOVES stand up comedy. He's studied the best. He's memorised all the advice. He spends hours writing new gags and thinking up crazy sketches ... So when the school run a talent contest, of course he's going to enter. What he doesn't count on is: Last minute total meltdown His best mate pulling out zero seconds before going on Teeny tiny Kitty Hope and her own bonkers ambitions His stepdad's own 'funny' ideas And headmaster, Meredith Pavey, who very definitely has it in for him. Comedy gold from a comedy genius.©2017 Harry Hill (P)2017 Bolinda Publishing Fiction Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Comedy Funny Heartfelt Celebrity

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Critic reviews

'Let's face it, there's room in all our hearts for Harry Hill and his comedy genius.' (Heat Magazine)
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It was funny but confusing and is entertaining it was hard to understand the car-rectors

Funny

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I loved it because it makes your day
And also it is aspirin and cool

The funnest book ever

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i bought this book due to my children (10year old girl and 4 year old boy) being bored in quarantine. i love Harry Hill anyway so thought I'd give it a whirl. its a simple story which kept my kids quiet for a bit. which was nice. and there were even some funny bits for us adults.

will definitely get another matt millz book soon.

it's a fun story - Harry Hill makes it though

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This book is so funny and at the same time such a good story I listen to audiobooks at night so have never actually heard the ending and am yet to listen it! But because I love this book so much I would be willing to stay up all night! My friend lives this book loads and she tells me that she has drifted off listening to it on countless occasions! I really liked Harry Hill before this book but I liked him A lot more after listening to it thanks for reading.

One of my favourite books

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Harry Hill at his funny best with one liners and descriptions of stand up comedians all over

Decent kids story with funny bits

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