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Summary
Another comic caper that every aspiring comedian will love, packed full of heart, humour and dos and don'ts!
Matt did it! His performance at the T Factor has given him the fame he dreamed of. Kitty is getting more gigs booked in with a whole new stable of comedic acts.
Unfortunately, Matt hasn't had time to come up with new jokes, so it isn't long before he is greeted with the worst heckle for a comedian: 'heard it before!' But when Kitty suggests he takes a break to work on his routine, Matt can't stand to go back to his normal life. So he signs up with the stylish Excalibur Agency, brushing his concerns (and Kitty) aside. A life of celebrity awaits!
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- J and C
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- 09-07-19
Full of fun
I liked the plot but could be a little more intense is some parts in the story