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The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....

He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.

He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.

I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.

Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.

Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?

Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?

Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.

Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed.

Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente Contemporary Contemporary Romance Geeky Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Funny Heartfelt Witty
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I loved the dual narration of Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose

I found myself laughing
George Cooney and sticky fingers made laugh out loud. Ryan and Cassie character are fund to read and listen to. This book has everything love, sex adventure and laughter.

fun, heat

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This was such fun, silly, nice, intriguing and had a wonderful ending.

I hope to meet more of these characters in future

Firemen and Raccoons what more could you want

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Loved this audiobook from start to finish. There was such an ease to the story. The whole thing just made me smile.
Loved the narration.
Recommended 😍

Fabulous romantic comedy

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I loved everything about this book. Great MC's, great supporting characters, and a great storyline. The addition of the animals is just genius and the narrators nailed it. Can't recommend highly enough

Amazing!!!

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This was an amazing romcom full of giggles, tons of laughs and crushing on an old crush book! Careful, you may snort laugh too!


Jacob does an awesome job as Ryan our hero in this book. He does an amazing job of bringing Ryan to life. And Virginia Rose is sweet as Cassie. Loved the raccoons too!

This book caught me right away and I couldn’t stop until it was done!

I asked or won this audiobook and I’m leaving my honest opinion here!

Sweet, sexy fun!

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