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Hammered

Narrated by: Virginia Rose, Jacob Morgan
Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
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Summary

I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom.

It was an accident.

Mostly....

At least I didn't take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the moment kidnapping. Does that count? 

One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa sidecar with his bride hot on our tail. 

But I didn't have a choice! I couldn't stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping between friends? 

Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends....

And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up early and had me on the rocks. 

And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces. 

If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine. 

Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is love - straight up, no chaser.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente

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Crazy and funny!

Crazy and funny!
Olivia Moonbeam is a wacky but wonderful character the likes of I’ve never read before. It’s a lighthearted fun romance with fab characters, a great storyline, sexy times, and a kidnapping. You won’t want to miss it!

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Another home run in this awesome series!!

This series really is amazing!!! They have everything you want from a romance and have some real "laugh out loud' moments too. Everything I loved about the first book in the series "Hosed" was equally as great in this book. The narrators were amazing as usual. Seriously people, buy this series, you won't regret it.

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  • Nancee
  • 29-05-19

I want to move to Happy Cat, GA!! ❤❤❤❤❤

Another hysterical love ❤ story about the people and their unusual pets in this quirky town. More George Cooney too!. Jacob Morgan and Virginia Rose are spectacular at bringing out the nuances the story and the towns people. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Loved all of it!!

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  • Ap2514
  • 28-05-19

Laugh Out Loud Good

I'm so glad we got a second book set in Happy Cat with it's one-of-a-kind cast of characters. This book focuses on Olivia Moonbeam, who works at the town's sex factory, and Jace O'Dell who's the resident "bad boy". And yes, we get to see more of the adorable and hysterical raccoon George Cooney.
This book is filled with the humor and love that readers have come to expect from Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. The characters are so well written and the situations they find themselves in are priceless but it's the pets that at times steal the show. The narrators are absolutely out of this world and really make the town of Happy Cat so believable.
I will definitely be enjoying this book more than once.

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  • Rose Helg
  • 04-07-19

Fantastic Book

WOW!!!! First off , I got to say this, This was the first time I read or listen to their books. This Book was Fantastic. I LOVE 💘 LOVE it. I got to amitt , I did pass this book up twice. Why I didn't know but I kept coming back to it, for some reason. I'm so Glad I did. I never read the book, but I listen to this book. The first couple of sentences, I just burst out Laughing. The people who wa the voices, we're Terrific. The story line was Outrageous, in a Fantastic way. I'm keeping this Audible, of this book because if, I need a laugh, I'm listening to this one. I will probably listen to it a bunch of times. I Love the characters and the animals in it. The ending was Fantastic, also. Will listen to the next one next if I can get a whole on one. I'm a FAN, now of their works.

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  • Booklover 876🇯🇲
  • 24-06-19

Hilarious🤣🤣🤣

Ok it's Pippa Grant and Lili Valente people, what else is there to say? There's a stuff squirrel, a hedgehog and a raccoon😂. Happy Cat Atlanta sounds like a wonderful place I'd love to visit sometimes. Want a lighthearted fun read? look no further I recommend this one. You will not be disappointed. Narration was on point, both Jacob and Virginia was perfect. I hope there's more books about the folks of Happy Cat Atlanta!

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  • Jamie Flowers
  • 23-08-19

Such a fun story!

I literally laughed out loud through so much of this book. I loved every minute of it, and can’t wait to read more!

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  • Tammy B Oakley
  • 18-08-19

Great Story!💜

I loved this book. It’s a hilarious romance that has given me a new found love for animals. I love the characters as well as the storyline. I’m very please to hear the bonus epilogue.
The narration was absolutely perfect!! This book is a standalone with an HEA. I would definitely recommend this book!!

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  • Bren
  • 15-08-19

Cute, fun story

This was a cute, fun story with great narration. I enjoyed the lighthearted characters and the romance and would love hearing more stories about the characters in this town.

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  • Tminer
  • 23-07-19

laugh riot

I absolutely loved this book! the characters are hilarious and these ladies definitely know how to write stories!

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  • C.
  • 22-07-19

They did it again!! Another great story & Narratio

I absolutely loved this story. Both authors are so talented. I instantly fell in love with Jace and Olivia. Jacob Morgan a Virginia Rose are absolutely Brilliant. You won't regret buying this audio!

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  • Jen - Audible Addict
  • 21-07-19

Happy Cat is Awesome!

I was so excited to go back to Happy Cat again!! I absolutely loved this story from beginning to end. Lili and Pippa are two of my favorite authors, so together they were brilliant in creating these characters and these adventures together. I was never bored and surprised several times. Even the town itself is a character with such personality! Not only is this story hilarious, but it is never ever boring. I was extremely entertained for 6 hours and 3 minutes. I am on the edge of my seat waiting for more stories out of Happy Cat, GA. There are more brothers we need to learn about in that family... *hint*hint* I loved George Cooney's contribution to the story and I'm sure he will have more adventures that we need to hear all about. Love it - Love it, ladies!!

Virginia Rose and Jacob Morgan are two of my auto-buy favorite narrators. They delivered flawless performances in this book. Such brilliant voice acting to move between characters and not lose the listener. Just the perfect amount of naughty edge in just the right places, while maintaining the accents and moving to different genders without losing us.

Definitely worth a credit. I will listen again and again. MORE HAPPY CAT, PLEASE!