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She’s the last woman on earth I’d marry...again. Yet here I am. Saying my vows. Again. To save an alpaca.

At least, that’s my story. But the truth might be a little more complicated. I didn’t want to let her go the first time. But now I have a second chance to win over my wife.

We’re older. Wiser. And hornier. This time, I won’t fail.

Hitched is a red-hot enemies-to-lovers laugh-a-palooza featuring a girl in need of a marriage of convenience and a man in need of a cold shower to keep from falling for his fake wife. They say opposites attract, but with Blake and Hope, they also combust....

This audiobook includes the bonus novella Friends with Bang-i-fits by Lili Valente, narrated by Jason Clarke and Lili Valente.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente

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Wild, weird and wonderful

What a rollercoaster story packed with emotion and fun about Hope and Blake's love in denial, eventually revealed by a marriage of convenience becoming real.
All the crazy population of Happy Cat and the Odell family with their weird and wonderful pets make this a 10 ⭐ story. The narrators did a fabulous job of bringing all the characters to life and I highly recommend this audiobook. ❤

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Wonderful

Really enjoyed this, it helped keep me sane, listening on Audible, while I was planning classes and decorating my classroom. Embarrassing when people wander in even though the words are just in my ears not out for all to hear. Why do they always wander in at the sexy bits lol.

I do love Happy Cat, I'd love to visit there.

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  • Chandra
  • 19-11-19

Loved It!

One of their best yet! So funny and lots of memorable characters. I can't wait for the next in the series.

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  • CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
  • 05-09-19

LILI & PIPPA’S WACKY WORLD = PURE COMEDY GOLD

This was a fun, light, sweet dual POV Rom Com with some drama, a dash of angst and a lot of one-sided rejecting of a romantic relationship between two people who’d already been there, done that.. and got the divorce papers to prove it. Hope needs to get married quickly and Blake is her last and only hope.. otherwise there’s no hope of Hope keeping her precious (and valuable) alpaca Chewbaca out of her greedy Cousin’s hands . However, the quirky crazy animal lover comes with parental ‘baggage’ which stops her seeing/acknowledging her new husband’s unflinching adoration.. and her energy fries electronics when she’s stressed too which adds to her problems. But slowly their friendship over the years + their sizzling chemistry + the hero’s selfless actions and unwavering commitment to help her + his loving family = true love.

Worth a credit? Yes, if you’re looking for an endearing book that’s not at all serious, that’s totally far fetched, that’s got a comical frolicking storyline, that’s based in small town Happy Cat, that has lol humorous scenes and a dash of steam.. then this fun fake marriage fiasco is surely going to steal your heart. Great narration too by Virginia and Jacob who brought all the crazy scenes and characters to life.

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  • Gizel Alvarez
  • 18-12-19

I made a tiny mistake

Yes I loved it but this was book 3 on the interconnected standalone book series of the happy cat characters, while it didn't take away from this hilarious enemies to lovers story I still robbed my self of the happy ending book 2 holds because this one have me a glimpse into the life of the 2 previous couples.

in end love it, recommend it, this was light and not over dramatic with loads of animal fun.

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  • Vanessa Leighton
  • 12-10-19

Rom com at its best

I loved this especially chewpacca. It was light and bubbly and full of fun. Perfect cure for a not so good day this will lift you up

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  • Mrs. M
  • 06-09-19

Hilarious all around!

I love fake marriage stories, but when it includes adorable pets with the most awesome names is even better! I’m so happy to return to Happy Cat and read the story of Hope and Blake! Hope, with all her “superpowers” and absolute love and care for her animals, and Blake set on showing her that family is not only blood but those who love, respect, and value you. A great book to read, laugh and love!

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  • Ap2514
  • 12-11-19

Hysterical

Lili Valente and Pippa Grant join forces once again and produce romantic comedy gold!
In this latest book, we return to the silly and appropriately named town of Happy Cat to find love for two more of its residents. Blake and Hope have a long and complicated history with each other but all feelings will be put aside for the sake of saving an alpaca. But not just any alpaca, Chewpaca is a well sought after alpaca known for his impressive sperm. And if Hope can't find herself a husband quickly, Chewpaca and all of the other animals under Hope's care will be taken away. Leave it to Blake O'Dell to save the day and the animal sanctuary. Now he just has to keep his true feelings for Hope from ruining their marriage.
The narrators are simply perfection, bring all of the humor and love into these outrageous characters.

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  • Lisa Foster
  • 06-09-19

I thought this was supposed to be a rom-com

This was not humorous, funny nor witty. I forced myself to get half way through and had to return it. I read the reviews, which I’m starting to believe are planted, because no way was this laugh out loud (or snicker in silence) funny. Can someone suggest a site that isn’t bought and paid for? Do not waste your money!

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  • Tbarb
  • 02-07-21

In love with Happy Cat!

Blake and Hope have loved each other forever. But Hope’s relationship with her family has permitted her from loving him with her whole heart and this time, Blakes not gonna accept that. With the usual Shenanigans and animal mischief we’ve come to love from Happy Cat. Hitched is a great addition to this series.

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  • Susie
  • 09-05-21

Not the best

I really enjoyed the first 2 books but this one wasn’t for me. Hope was soooo annoying. I get that she has a lot of baggage but her inner monologue was just too much and repetitive. I’m not a fan of characters who have so much self loathing and believe they don’t deserve to be loved or in love. I would have skipped this one entirely but since it’s a series... I felt the need to listen to this one before going to the next. Finally, I hate when things are so obvious to the reader but the characters are oblivious. For example... Spoiler Alert: who took Chewpacca... they even talked about who knew about his worth and it’s like... duh! How was his name not brought up??? I do love the animal epilogues in these books though.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 27-04-21

Sizzles

Literally. Cute and uncommon plot twists drive the plot. Male narration was good but too calm, maybe throughout the story. Heroine’s backstory was almost too tragic. I guess I’m on the fence about some of this story but overall good, quick listen. Funny four-legged friends keep you chuckling.