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Fing

By: David Walliams,Morgana Robinson
Narrated by: Sophie Thompson,Adjoa Andoh,Nitin Ganatra,Stephen Mangan
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Summary

The new children’s book from number one best-selling author David Walliams - a deliciously daft Tall Story of a child who had everything but still wanted more. 

Meet the Meeks!

Myrtle Meek has everything she could possibly want. But everything isn’t enough. She wants more, more, MORE! When Myrtle declares she wants a FING, there’s only one problem.... What is a FING?

Mr and Mrs Meek will do anything to keep their darling daughter happy, even visit the spooky library vaults to delve into the dusty pages of the mysterious Monsterpedia. Their desperate quest leads to the depths of the jungliest jungle where the rarest creatures can be found. But will they ever find a FING?

An explosively funny, totally surreal Tall Story about two perfectly nice parents and their unbelievably monstrous daughter from the phenomenal best-selling author David Walliams.

©2019 David Walliams (P)2019 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

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Fantastic

This book is great I love love love it it is funny it is definitely worth buying 🥳😛😉

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My kids don’t like it

My 9 yrs old and 7 yrs old couldn’t go through first chapter. They were surprised how mean the girl was and that nobody reacted to her behavior. I was surprised that they didn’t find it funny, but simply were upset. We didn’t enjoy thsi book.

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Not my favourite

I did like this story because it was funny and made me laugh, but it wasn’t really my type of story. I liked some of his other books more than this. Mia age 9

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I would give it 4.5

Nothing can be perfect but I would definitely get this audio book because I really enjoyed this

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as always fabulous

my children love all his books reading or listening 🥰😍🥰😍 we are completely hooked thank you for getting my children keen to read/listen.

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Brilliant

I love this book. READ IT! It’s brilliant! It is so funny. One of his best.

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5* Given by my son, 6 years old :)

my son loved it, great narration, lots of sounds different character voiced and funny things

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Captivating

This wonderfully told book captivated my 5 year old son from start til end. Certainly recommended.

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I love Fing

This is a brilliant story, I listen to it every day, and fing really can grow

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Interesting to listen to and it is hilarious 😆

In my opinion it was amazing and stunning to see that the parents didn't like Murttle, but it had been a incredible book. I recommend this book 6 to 12 year olds or even for anyone.
Karolina 10 years old 2021.

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