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Fing
- Narrated by: Sophie Thompson, Adjoa Andoh, Nitin Ganatra, Stephen Mangan, Morgana Robinson
- Length: 2 hrs and 37 mins
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Action & Adventure
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Meet the Meeks!
Myrtle Meek has everything she could possibly want. But everything isn’t enough. She wants more, more, MORE! When Myrtle declares she wants a FING, there’s only one problem.... What is a FING?
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- Mrs LJ Flower
- 02-03-20
Not my favourite
I did like this story because it was funny and made me laugh, but it wasn’t really my type of story. I liked some of his other books more than this. Mia age 9
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- Meg
- 11-06-20
as always fabulous
my children love all his books reading or listening 🥰😍🥰😍 we are completely hooked thank you for getting my children keen to read/listen.
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- Dominika
- 01-06-20
My kids don’t like it
My 9 yrs old and 7 yrs old couldn’t go through first chapter. They were surprised how mean the girl was and that nobody reacted to her behavior. I was surprised that they didn’t find it funny, but simply were upset. We didn’t enjoy thsi book.
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- Moorsie
- 02-03-20
Brilliant
I love this book. READ IT! It’s brilliant! It is so funny. One of his best.
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- L. P. James
- 23-08-19
I would give it 4.5
Nothing can be perfect but I would definitely get this audio book because I really enjoyed this
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- Vania
- 10-04-20
5* Given by my son, 6 years old :)
my son loved it, great narration, lots of sounds different character voiced and funny things
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- Scott Dawson
- 13-03-20
Captivating
This wonderfully told book captivated my 5 year old son from start til end. Certainly recommended.
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- Jacqui Wilkinson
- 14-09-19
I love Fing
This is a brilliant story, I listen to it every day, and fing really can grow
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- Lisa Beresford
- 06-08-20
A silly book from the world's best author
Very funny an alphabet of stuff!! I especially loved that I grab on to my mum's finger and sing, oh oh the fing has got your finger, the fing has got your finger dinger linger hinger oh oh oh, that was what I sang when fing grabbed on to Mr Meeks finger. Incorrect spelling for thing pfffffft. Are these real creatures? I think he made the creatures, the monsterpedia and the deepest darkest jungliest jungle up. How dare me!!🤣😏🙉💩 Now he will kill me! Please, no you are the best author ever!!
By a nearly 9 year old girl
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- Haks
- 19-06-20
yeesss yeeeèessss
yaaaaaaasssss yes yes yes as good a book as good a book as it can be
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- Anonymous User
- 20-03-20
Gross!
This was a major disappointment. I regret buying it. I have lived some of the others by Walliams, but this one was not something I wanted to listen to with my daughter.
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- JIMMY JOHN JACKSON
- 06-10-19
Not great
Not a great book I'd spend my money on demon dentist or ice monster or something like that over this book