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Drunk on a Boat

The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise, Book 2

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Drunk on a Boat

By: Zane Mitchell
Narrated by: Christopher Boucher
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What would you do if your ex got abducted?
Remember, they're an ex for a reason. So let's assume you hate them from the depths of your soul.

Line up the tequila shots, right?

Not your problem?

Now stay with me for a second. What if you were the only person who could save their life? Then would you save them? We are talking about another human being's life, after all.

Now, imagine you have seven million dollars in your bank account. Sweet, right?

It's seven million dollars or your ex's life.

This is a judgment-free zone. Be honest. You'd keep the seven million dollars. Am I right?

Yeah, me too.

So, I'm Drunk.

I hate my ex.

And I have seven million dollars in my bank account.

You do the math.

Once again, my buddy Al and I are back for another Caribbean-flavored misadventure. There's more action, more adventure, more profanity, and more ass-kicking.

Drunk on a Boat is a comedy crime fiction mystery rated R for rum-fueled revenge, romantic regrets, retired folks behaving very badly, and rude language.

Rated A+ for entertainment value.

Word to the wise... while this story can stand on its own two feet, it'll make more sense if you start with my first story, Drunk on a Plane.

©2019 Zane Mitchell (P)2019 Zane Mitchell Action & Adventure Adventure Travel Genre Fiction International Mystery & Crime Literature & Fiction Mystery Mystery, Thriller & Suspense Sea Adventures Adventure Fiction Witty Banking Comedy

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over all this could be an awesome book , got the right stuff but gave away who the villain is way to early, making it a pretty predictable book , plus the foul mouthed, whining Brat of a main character is just hard to swallow, the narrator tries a bit too hard in this one .

Definitely an better than the 1st book

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