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Drunk Driving
- The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise, Book 3
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Marissa Parness
- Series: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise, Book 3
- Length: 9 hrs
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Action & Adventure
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Summary
Technically, there’s only one girl on this island that I’ve been told to stay away from.
One.
And she just showed up on my doorstep looking like a hooker at a ho parade.
Why, you ask? Well, according to her, I’m the only one on Paradise Isle that can help her.
The only. Fucking. One.
Go figure.
So what am I supposed to do? Turn her away and look like an asshole? This whole “being a good person thing” isn’t as easy as it’s cracked up to be. Bear with me, will you? I’m still learning the ropes.
There is one thing I’ve learned in my attempts at turning over a new leaf, though. If I can help someone out of a tight spot, I should do it.
Right?
So now I’m determined to do just that and prove to everyone on this island that I’m a decent guy. Even if that means risking my own neck.
That’s right - I’m back. And I’ve got a whopper of a story to tell you.
Oh. And Al’s coming along for the ride. But don’t worry, I’ve got the wheel. (Mostly because he can’t see over it.)
Hang on tight.
Because Drunk’s driving.
More Caribbean flavored adventure. An octogenarian with a distaste for John Deere Green. And a hooker with an attitude. What could be more fun than that?
Rated R for colorful language, crude humor, sexual innuendos, and the occasional non-PC remark. Rated A+ for entertainment value.
Oh, and one more thing. While I’m not one of those people who’ll tell you what to do with your life or anything, I will say, if you haven’t listened to Drunk on a Plane or Drunk on a Boat, you might wanna start there. You’d find this story a lot more entertaining if you did. That said, this story can stand on its own two feet if required to do so.
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- ernie driedger
- 01-12-20
definitely getting better
gotta say the drunk series is improving, Danny still needs to grow up abit and let some more of the arrogance and whining go ,the perverted side has matured pretty much . the story was good , the addition of Marissa in the narration was a definite plus.
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- Anonymous User
- 25-08-19
Why bring in a second performer?
My hubs and I have listened to both the first ones and loved them. We don’t love the chick reading. Breaks up the flow & her voices all sound the same to us except Giselle. We thought Christopher did a great job with the female voices in the first two books & the additional voice seems unnecessary to us. We miss his voices for Francesca & Evie specifically 😩 Other than that, another great Drunk story.
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- DixieD
- 09-07-19
another good story from Drunk
these stories a very entertaining. I've loved every one of them in the Drunk series.
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- Willis A Funn Jr.
- 06-07-19
Fun listen
You feel like you are part of the story.😄 wish I could move to an island paradise😎
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- Mark Scharnhorst
- 16-11-20
Kinda dark
This was better than the 2nd book, but that’s not saying much. I agree Frankie sounds not right for what the character that is my mind. She sounds like an almost Rosie Perez. Val though is excellent.
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- Rick
- 08-10-20
Another adventure! Enjoyed the simplicity of the story.
Enjoyed the adventure again. Not sure why Frankie sounded like a cheap Puerto Rican hooker in this book. She was hard to listen to. But overall enjoyed it.
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- Kindle Customer
- 06-05-20
Another enjoyable book by Zane Mi6!
Drunk is as Drunk does - tenacious & entertaining. Paradise is not always the ocean & warm breezes!
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-05-20
fun listening I have enjoyed the first 3 Drunks
have read for years now I can hear them. need more Drunk to listen to
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- scott
- 27-02-20
More of the same
if you liked the first two you'll like this one for sure .more adventures of the smart-ass and the old man in Paradise.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-02-20
Awesomeness
Amazing book would highly recommend to anyone who likes action with a little bit of mystery mixed in, and the ending is fantastic.
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- Christopher M. James
- 19-01-20
ok story. bad 2nd female narrator. hard 2 listen
ok story. The bad 2nd female narrator made the story very hard 2 listen to.