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Call me Dragon. It’s the last thing you’ll ever do.

Blitz the Devastator has never done a decent day’s devastating in his life. Fireless, artistic, and shunned by his Dragon Clan, he struggles to pillage even the meanest village. A future full of misery and failure beckons.

This much is true until the day the burly brown Dragon successfully - imagine that - kidnaps the Princess Azania. As a black Princess of T’nagru, this spirited beauty is by definition the most unforgettable woman in the 17 realms. Knights errant, men-at-arms, and sundry Princes expire at her feet in driveling worship.

Unfortunately, they all want his scaly head on a platter shortly thereafter. Goes with the territory.

To Blitz’s consternation, the royal nuisance refuses to behave herself and be a typical pampered Princess. With humour, unconventional flair and the odd stomp of her diminutive slipper, she sets out to reform her Dragon.

One question remains. Who will save the Dragon from the Princess?

©2020 Marc Secchia (P)2021 Marc Secchia

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Not for me

The narration is very funny, Kyle Westmass did a good job. However the author writes about a black princess but doesn't understand about black culture. There are issues with the way the author describes the princess which is very offensive,

I was given a copy of this book for free of my own choosing and have voluntarily left this review.

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  • Trent Gividen
  • 20-04-21

5-star review? Where are the 6 stars! WAAAAY GOOD!

I will be blunt and to the point- if you want a book with whit, whim, action, adventure, humor, princess and dragon who act like siblings who tease each other (after the fact that the dragon kidnapped the princess for a certain fate), and at times, the "mighty devastator" dragon has a very soft AND protective heart for this princess who he has become so fond of.

I could not get enough of the humor. The author wrote this book in a way that reminds me of my high school English teacher who LOVED to use big words. Marc used big words that actually fit quite well not only in the book, but it also made the friendship between princess and dragon more entertaining and enjoyable.

Also, the narrator (Kyle Westmaas) did a fantastic job. Spot on with the characters, humor, emotions. Everything. Well done Kyle!

If you have listened/read to:
Dragonia: Rise of the Wyvers by Craig A Price Jr. (and the other books)
All Dragon books by Craig Halloran (which is about 40+ books)
Rise of the Dragons (Morgan Rice)
Call Me Dragon: Dragon Fires Rising by Marc Secchia
Guardian: Magical Beasts books By: Geoffrey Saign

Then you will very much enjoy this!

I will tell you this- hands down you will enjoy this book! Very, VERY refreshing and humorous! I can go into more detail, but why do that when you can just get this book and start listening! Well done Marc. Well done!!

"I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review."

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  • Sparky's Girl
  • 07-03-21

Loved it!

I absolutely loved this book! It is so heartwarming but hilarious at the same time. I felt a kinship with this sarcastic dragon and princess that I was so sad when I was getting close to the end of the book. I hope for more of this world of dragons!

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  • PattyH
  • 24-02-21

excellent

This is one of the best audio books I've listened to, ever. You have your typical dragon hunters, kidnapped princesses, raids and pillaging. Then you have you not so typical dragon who like painting and poetry, he also can't breathe fire. But he has one heck of a sense of humor! You will be laughing throughout this audible.

Kyle Westmaas does a fantastic job in his narration. I love it when he says I. Am. Dragon.

I received a free copy of this audible. it's my pleasure to leave my review.

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  • Harry
  • 21-02-21

Never thought about how a dragon must feel.

It starts out hilarious. It ends funny. In the middle, it get serious for a bit. I liked the funny parts. I liked the voice acting.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 30-04-21

great start but makes several bad story decisions

my expectations are low after giving up on his dragon soul series. while this book was mostly good, there were a lot of bad decisions that made be shake my head, and a few parts that dragged on, like they were being milked for length

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  • RJ
  • 31-08-21

By my wings!

I love a good dragon story, this one is exceptional. I chuckled often at the wit and snarkiness of conversation between the princess and the dragon. Princess Azania, the black Princess of T’nagru, also known as The Black Rose of the Desert. Blitz the Devastator, the near-sighted, ear-infected brown dragon. Blitz rescued the princess from the tower of Prince Florick. From that point, their adventure and relationship blossomed. Through noble knights attempting to rescue the princess, and raiders attempting to capture the dragon, they journeyed on. Azania had no desire to return home and due to family disputes, Blitz, now simply called “the dragon” had no family. Their relationship grew and they depended upon each other. Blitz had suffered jeering and sneering all his life as a Devastator without fire; a plotline I’m sure to be remedied in the future. Learning that Azania’s home kingdom was under siege, they reluctantly went to help. It’s truly a wonderful story. It reminds me of “Vainqueur the Dragon” by Maxime Durand, another dragon point-of-view tale. I have the next book ready to go.

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  • CuteAsADaisy
  • 14-05-21

A must read for dragon aficionados!

Parents: due to the mature in nature, outside of the references to attempted rape and the human form being of a curiosity to dragons I think this is appropriate for mature 16+ maybe even 14+ depending on your comfort level. Movie rating would be PG13 at least. The language was clean and the violence is typical dragon violence, nothing overly gruesome and there is some pretty intense torture. Sexual content consists of attempted rape, magical chastity belt, sexual tension, naked guy (but nothing described), appreciation for the female figure (mentioned repeatedly throughout).

The story is engaging and entertaining, the world and communities are well described and really come to life. Don’t start unless you plan to finish because you will NOT want to stop listening. If you enjoy dragons and magic and adventure this book needs to be on your list! I’m anxiously awaiting the next installment to say the least!

Narrator had good differentiations between characters, pleasant voice.

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  • Angelofmusic
  • 24-04-21

Hilarious

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I love this book! Imagine my surprise when I finish the book and find out it’s apart of a series! I have to get my hands on the rest of them some how. I read a lot of dragon books and many of them are from the view of the humans who walk beside them. This one is from the dragons view. The relationship between Dragon and his princess is amusing. I love this. Anyone who wants a good laugh and loves dragons or even the youth would love this book! I whole heartedly recommend.

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  • SL Thomas
  • 25-03-21

Highly Enjoyable

I really enjoyed this book. I absolutely love books where there is plenty of humor and this book certainly delivered. The relationship between Dragon and Princess Azania was truly amazing with so much depth and compassion. An artistic dragon, what more can you ask for. The author did an excellent job creating a fresh, new, interesting and intriguing world that many of us would love to see on the big screen. Not giving any plot away here, just know that this series is well worth the adventure.


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  • trufriends
  • 12-03-21

connection

When Blitz (ends up just dragon) kidnaps Azania they end up forming a connection the more time they spend together.