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  • Dragon Fires Rising, Book 1
  • By: Marc Secchia
  • Narrated by: Kyle Westmaas
  • Length: 15 hrs and 31 mins
  • 3.8 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)
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Call Me Dragon

By: Marc Secchia
Narrated by: Kyle Westmaas
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Summary

Call me Dragon. It’s the last thing you’ll ever do.

Blitz the Devastator has never done a decent day’s devastating in his life. Fireless, artistic, and shunned by his Dragon Clan, he struggles to pillage even the meanest village. A future full of misery and failure beckons.

This much is true until the day the burly brown Dragon successfully - imagine that - kidnaps the Princess Azania. As a black Princess of T’nagru, this spirited beauty is by definition the most unforgettable woman in the 17 realms. Knights errant, men-at-arms, and sundry Princes expire at her feet in driveling worship.

Unfortunately, they all want his scaly head on a platter shortly thereafter. Goes with the territory.

To Blitz’s consternation, the royal nuisance refuses to behave herself and be a typical pampered Princess. With humour, unconventional flair and the odd stomp of her diminutive slipper, she sets out to reform her Dragon.

One question remains. Who will save the Dragon from the Princess?

©2020 Marc Secchia (P)2021 Marc Secchia

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The narration is very funny, Kyle Westmass did a good job. However the author writes about a black princess but doesn't understand about black culture. There are issues with the way the author describes the princess which is very offensive,

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