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The Cyclist Who Went Out in the Cold

Adventures Along the Iron Curtain Trail

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By: Tim Moore
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Random House presents the unabridged downloadable audiobook edition of The Cyclist Who Went Out in the Cold, written and read by Tim Moore.

'Bill Bryson on two wheels' Independent

Scaling a new peak of rash over-ambition, Tim Moore tackles the 9,000km route of the old Iron Curtain on a tiny-wheeled, two-geared East German shopping bike.

Asking for trouble and getting it, he sets off from the northernmost Norwegian-Russian border at the Arctic winter’s brutal height, bullying his plucky MIFA 900 through the endless and massively sub-zero desolation of snowbound Finland.

Sleeping in bank vaults, imperial palaces and unreconstructed Soviet youth hostels, battling vodka-breathed Russian hostility, Romanian landslides and a diet of dumplings, Moore and his ‘so-small bicycle’ are sustained by the kindness of reindeer farmers and Serbian rock gods, plus a shameful addiction to Magic Man energy drink.

Haunted throughout by the border detritus of watchtowers and rusted razor wire, Moore reflects on the curdling of the Communist dream, and the memories of a Cold War generation reared on the fear of apocalypse – at a time of ratcheting East-West tension.

After three months, 20 countries and a 58-degree jaunt up the centigrade scale, man and bike finally wobble up to a Black Sea beach in Bulgaria, older and wiser, but mainly older.

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Critic reviews

One hundred per cent self-inflicted … Beyond stupid … It's hilarious. (Adrian Chiles)
Bill Bryson on two wheels.
The world's funniest travel writer.
A good, entertaining writer, laugh-out-loud funny in parts.
It’s a hoot. (Michael Kerr)
Terrifically engaging
[An] entertaining travelogue.
Moore’s books are strangely inspiring. It’s hard not to be impressed by a man in his early 50s who hasn’t really ridden for two years…deciding to undertake a huge ride on a completely inappropriate bicycle. It makes the daily struggle to get motivated for ride to work seem a little weak, and whets your own appetite for a bike-based adventure. It probably won’t be quite as amusing without Tim Moore for company though.
An epic trip… Underpinned by Moore’s pinpoint accurate observations and engaging style that has you rooting for him from the moment he pedals forward on his folding bike. (Peter Sharkey)
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My favourite parts were the authors impressions of the locals and people he met and his descriptions of particular situations he found himself in.
He lost me a little bit on the whole Cold war history lesson but i learned lots i didn't know about that time and how it affected and still shapes the countries he passes through.
Well worth a read and will be recommending to friends.

funny, informative, quality impersonations

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Great story with the right mix between detail and pace. I appreciate some journeys had to be significantly fast-forwarded to avoid making a 30 hour book!
Not quite sure about the narrator. It's an easy listen, but occasionally I found my mind wandering, which doesn't generally happen much. A lot of the narrative is quite gloomy - this is a book about the iron curtain - but I think the narrator often crossed the line between morose wit and falling asleep.
Slightly disappointed that there was no matching PDF to check the photographs mentioned in the text.
I've been a fan of Tim Moore for a while now - please consider recording the other books.

Please record the rest of Tim's books

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An artist in the English language, a guy with true courage and modesty who knows how to plan, research and complete a true endurance adventure and from whom all travel writers can learn . Wholly entertaining and thought provoking in every aspect. Memorable indeed.

simply brilliant

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Absolutely fantastic trip Tim and your own narration is perfect. So disappointed it had to come to an end but would love for you to narrate your other books also. Chapeau.

Hysterically Funny

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funny, entertaining and even informative. a very good book and a great performance by Timothy for the reading.

an intelligently funny account of an idiotic trip

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