Dirty Bertie
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(4.9 based on 16 ratings)
  • Dirty Bertie: : Fleas and Worms | David Roberts, Alan MacDonald

    Dirty Bertie: : Fleas and Worms

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 40 mins)
    • By David Roberts, Alan MacDonald
    • Narrated By Evelyn McLean
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    Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further - Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!

    He is so naughty

    My 6 year old son wants to say that this is one of his favourite listening books. He loves hearing of the mischief that Dirty Bertie gets up to. Perso..Show More »

    Reviewed on 29 December 2008 by Vanessa (EdinburghUnited Kingdom)
  • Dirty Bertie: Pants! & Burp! | David Roberts, Alan McDonald

    Dirty Bertie: Pants! & Burp!

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 47 mins)
    • By David Roberts, Alan McDonald
    • Narrated By Evelyn Mclean
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    Dirty Bertie’s facing the shame of losing a dare with Know-All Nick and having to wear his pants to school, playing the part of the dog in the local amateur dramatic society’s production of Oliver! and taking Whiffer to Royston Rich’s birthday party, where Whiffer leaves a very unwelcome present ... Bertie drags a reluctant Whiffer to dog training classes, stink-bombs his sister’s sleepover and rebels against Miss Beansprout’s all-new healthy school dinners. More revolting stories about the world’s grubbiest trouble magnet.

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  • Dirty Bertie: Bogeys! and Crackers! | David Roberts, Alan MacDonald

    Dirty Bertie: Bogeys! and Crackers!

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 42 mins)
    • By David Roberts, Alan MacDonald
    • Narrated By Evelyn McLean
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    Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose- picking disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further - Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!

    Two more outrageous collections - Bogeys! and Crackers! - featuring the world's grubbiest trouble magnet.

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  • Dirty Bertie: Mud! & Yuk! | David Roberts, Alan McDonald

    Dirty Bertie: Mud! & Yuk!

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 41 mins)
    • By David Roberts, Alan McDonald
    • Narrated By Evelyn McLean
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    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it’s trouble you’re after, look no further - Bertie’s sure to be up to his neck in that.

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  • Dirty Bertie: Germs! & Loo! | David Roberts, Alan MacDonald

    Dirty Bertie: Germs! & Loo!

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 44 mins)
    • By David Roberts, Alan MacDonald
    • Narrated By Evelyn McLean
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    Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits – is back with another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie in some hilarious new stories. In Germs! he attempts to catch sister Suzy’s horrible illness, and in Loo! Bertie finds himself desperate to go to the loo while on the school coach. More tales of comic chaos.

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  • Dirty Bertie: Fangs! & Fetch! | David Roberts, Alan MacDonald

    Dirty Bertie: Fangs! & Fetch!

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 39 mins)
    • By David Roberts, Alan MacDonald
    • Narrated By Evelyn Mclean
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    Dirty Bertie is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he attempts to reveal grumpy Mr Grouch as a vampire finds himself modelling the latest catwalk fashions and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers. Then he finds himself in the dog house over his new robot dog, mistakes the Queen for one of his gran’s friends at a royal garden party, and is tricked into getting a girlfriend for the school disco!

    Gets funnier every time

    I have read these books to my son for years. He just loves the audio version as it makes the story come to life and feels real
    Happy listening

    Reviewed on 18 March 2017 by Owen Hunter (Scotland)
  • Dirty Bertie: Kiss! & Ouch! | David Roberts, Alan MacDonald

    Dirty Bertie: Kiss! & Ouch!

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 45 mins)
    • By David Roberts, Alan MacDonald
    • Narrated By Evelyn McLean
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    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos!

    Join Bertie as he struggles to escape from the clutches of Angela Nicely, attempts to prove that anything Know-All Nick can do, he can do better, and finds himself surrounded by priceless and wobbly relics at a recording of Antiques Today.

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  • Dirty Bertie: Pong! & Snow! | David Roberts, Alan MacDonald

    Dirty Bertie: Pong! & Snow!

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 52 mins)
    • By David Roberts, Alan MacDonald
    • Narrated By Evelyn Maclean
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    Join Bertie as he attempts to bath a rather smelly Whiffer, give Miss Boot the fright of her life on a school trip, enjoys having a sneaky hand in the design for the new school uniform, takes on the challenge of beating Know-all Nick in a sledge race, breaks a revolting world record, and changes the course of history during a battle re-enactment.

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  • Dirty Bertie: Pirate! & Scream! | David Roberts, Alan MacDonald

    Dirty Bertie: Pirate! & Scream!

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    • By David Roberts, Alan MacDonald
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    Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits, is back for another helping of comic chaos! In Pirate! Bertie samples life as a swashbuckling pirate, cooks up a storm in the poshest restaurant in town, and teams up with Dad at the School Sports Day in an attempt to beat Royston Rich! In Scream! Bertie builds his very own haunted house, goes on a wet weekend away with his family and tries to cheat at the spelling bee!

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  • Dirty Bertie: Dinosaur! & Zombie! | David Roberts, Alan MacDonald

    Dirty Bertie: Dinosaur! & Zombie!

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 44 mins)
    • By David Roberts, Alan MacDonald
    • Narrated By Evelyn McLean
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    Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he takes Angela Nicely on a dinosaur hunt, bites off more than he can chew at a chocolate factory, and gets into an alarming situation pet-sitting next door's cat! Then he finds himself on the run from a zombified Eugene, discovers a new dance craze, and gets caught up in some monkey business on a trip to the zoo.

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