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    • The Horrible Life Lessons Tree

    • A Parody of Parenting Gone Wrong
    • By: S. M. Torres
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 8 mins
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    Once there was a tree, and she loved a boy - and already this story is getting weird. This tree did everything for the little boy, spoiled the heck out of him, only to raise a monster, proving to everyone that trees make terrible parents. But whoever thought trees would make good parents? In this satirical, cautionary tale about the consequences of over-coddling your kids, watch the downward spiral of bratty-child-turned-evil-lunatic against a tree who was just trying to live her tree life. Enjoy this dark parody of indulgent parenting gone horribly wrong.

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    • An Elbow, a Flower, a Stairwell or Two

    • By: Dale Stubbart
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 27 mins
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    From across the room, he noticed her elbow. As he traced the curve of her elbow with his eyes, he noticed something stenciled there. At this distance, he should not have been able to tell that that something was a flower. But he could, so he gave up reasoning for reality. His eye started tracing the lines of the flower. He was only vaguely aware that the flower was drawn on a woman's elbow some 20 yards away.

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    • INFJ Underworld: Derealization

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 7 mins
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    Metaphysical writer Laura Cone, a journalist for more than 20 years, explains why INFJs often feel as though they have derealization disorder. How the inferior "sensing" function comes into play for the High Priestess of the tarot deck, who is skilled in the sexual arts. The INFJ underworld is an icy place as INFJs retreat from a world.

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    • INFJ Types as the Last Surviving "Rules Girls"

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 8 mins
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    INFJ personality type and former journalist Laura Cone talks about the relevancy of The Rules for dating. With her latest INFJ dating satire, Laura explains why INFJ girls might be the last surviving "Rules Girls" to save the love-starved planet. When narcissists are stealing the hearts of innocent damsels, it makes sense to apply the wisdom of The Rules. Only love those who love you.

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    • I Can’t Feel Jealousy: INFJ as Queen of Cups

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 6 mins
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    With rare exception, most INFJ personality types can't feel jealousy. Is it a magical secret of the INFJ kind or a curse? While they have an intellectual understanding of the concept based on the observation of other people's jealous rages, even the most neurotic or emotionally turbulent INFJ has a difficult time knowing what jealousy feels like. 

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    • Courted by 4 Types of Narcissists: Kings of the Tarot

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 6 mins
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    Esoteric writer and former journalist Laura Cone unveils the four types of narcissists represented by the tarot kings reversed. What does the type of narcissist you prefer reveal about the real thing you need in love? How narcissists masquerade as the kings: cups, swords, wands, and pentacles. Because he is the Devil card, the malignant narcissist will never be a mature and spiritually evolved king.

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    • INFJs In Love: The High Priestess Collection

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 57 mins
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    Self-help and metaphysical writer Laura Cone shares nine short stories on INFJs in love with her High Priestess collection. What happens when an INFJ falls in love with an INTJ? Which MTBI personality is the best match for an INFJ romantic? Listen to find out more.

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    • Narcissist Entanglement: Lovers Card Reversed

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 5 mins
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    Esoteric writer and former journalist Laura Cone discusses the narcissist entanglement as The Lovers tarot card reversed. How the narcissist or Devil Card of the tarot deck, destroys a spiritual and sacred marriage bond. What is the narcissist cycle? How does the narcissist get empathetic and good women to so easily take a bite out of the forbidden apple. How to get back in to the Garden of Eve with a new Adam.

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    • Saturn's Rejects: Narcissists as Cold Predators

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 10 mins
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    Who are Dark Lord Saturn's rejects? Esoteric writer Laura Cone explains how highly sensitive people can protect themselves from narcissists and other cold predators from Saturn...Most sensitive personalities have a lot of Neptune in their birth charts. How to find the markers for intuitive and feeling types in the astrological natal charts. How to interpret the Devil vs. the Death card in the tarot deck when handling insensitive types.

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    • Wrecking Ball

    • Narcissists and the Tower Tarot Card
    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 8 mins
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    Author Laura Cone explains one of the big narcissist mysteries. Why does a narcissist seem to destroy all good things that come his way? Why do we think they ruin everything? Divorce. Job loss. Affairs. Narcissists are like wrecking balls. They are the tower card of the tarot deck when they set your world on fire. But they aren't actually hurting themselves. In fact, narcissists thrive on chaos. Tragedy, crisis and loss creates the devil's playground. What the narcissist really thinks as he leaves behind everything you thought he held dear.

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    • What Do I Get out of It?

    • Narcissists and the Suit of Pentacles
    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 8 mins
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    Former journalist Laura Cone explores the financial devastation caused by a narcissist. Hear how it changes a victim or narcissist target's perspective when she realizes the narcissist is constantly asking himself, "What do I get out of it?" It's the con man's mantra. 

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    • Bagua Map to Love: MBTI Game of Clue

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 15 mins
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    Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, takes readers on a feng shui tour of the Tudor Mansion to learn how to attract the right MBTI lover. Our INFJ girl visits the Tudor Mansion for the first time to hear about Sir Tudor's fascination with Carl Jung’s theory of psychological types - the basis for the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) personality assessment.

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    • INFJ Crush

    • MBTI Game of Clue Complete Collection
    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
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    Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, opens the door to the Tudor Mansion to play MBTI game of Clue...Our INFJ girl has a crush on the King of Cups, a mysterious ESFJ visitor who pulls into the mansion's circular drive in his black Camaro.  Professor Plum, an INTJ, plays the piano in the ballroom as Miss Scarlet, Mr. Green, and the others put together the clues about this electrifying INFJ-ESFJ crush.

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    • INFJ Mask: MBTI Game of Clue

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 7 mins
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    Of all the MBTI personality types, an INFJ is the most perplexing. In the final game of Clue, all the Tudor Mansion guests prepare for a masquerade ball. Sir Tudor returns to his estate along with the King of Cups, our girl's ESFJ crush. Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, takes off her mask to explain the psychology behind the INFJ mask. 

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    • INFJ Solitude: MBTI Game of Clue

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 10 mins
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    Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, explains the mystery of the INFJ's retreat to solitude. Why do INFJs spend so much time alone, often rebuffing people who want to hug them? Are INFJs people who need people? In this MBTI game of Clue, Professor Plum (INTJ) plays the piano for our depressed INFJ girl while the King of Cups (ESFJ) holds court with Miss Scarlet, Mrs. Peacock, and Mrs. White in the dining room. 

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    • INFJ Stare: MBTI Game of Clue

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 9 mins
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    Author Laura Cone takes listeners to the library of the Tudor mansion library to explain the INFJ stare as the MBTI game of Clue continues. Our INFJ girl finally confronts the King of Cups, who pulls up to the Tudor mansion in his black Chevy Camaro, making Miss Scarlet and Mrs. Peacock swoon.  

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    • INFJ as Demisexual: MBTI Game of Clue

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 9 mins
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    Because they are private and mysterious, INFJ girls often keep quiet about their sexuality. Are INFJs demisexual because they need an emotional connection to feel chemistry? Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, talks about the taboo topic that teases the masses and confuses the thinking types.

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    • Grow Up Goldilocks: Entitled Narcissist

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 6 mins
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    Author Laura Cone, an expert on narcissism, explains the lessons of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" that narcissists missed.

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    • The INFJ Door Slam: MBTI Game of Clue

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 6 mins
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    Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, takes listeners through another game of Clue to understand the infamous INFJ door slam. When is the door slam a permanent move, and when does an INFJ girl leave the door slightly ajar for her King of Cups? Will Mrs. Peacock's affair with narcissist Mr. Green provoke an INFJ door slam?   

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    • Hansel and Gretel: Narcissist Love Bombing

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 6 mins
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    When a narcissist "love bombs" a target, it's the same as the wicked old witch who lures children with her house made of cake. Hansel and Gretel wake up from a blissful sleep in cozy beds only to face a twisted nightmare. With obvious sexual metaphors and symbols, it becomes apparent Hansel and Gretel are in a dissociate state experiencing serious abuse at the hands of a narcissist stepmother.  Learn how love bombing keeps you in an altered state that creates a dangerous situation for yourself and others. 

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