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This book won't change your life—because you're the only one who can do that, and let's be honest, you probably won't. But it will make you laugh, cringe in recognition, and maybe—just maybe—inspire you to stop blaming the universe for your problems and start making actual changes.

Immerse yourself in the timeless tale of sacrifice and love with Isabella Alden's The Older Brother. Set in the late 19th century, this heartwarming story follows Lawrence Hammond, a young man who, after his father's death, takes on the responsibility of caring for his family.

Meet Little Mag Jessup, a resilient orphan girl toiling as a servant in Mrs. Perkins boarding house. With little education beyond her own curiosity, Mags life seems destined for monotony—until a chance encounter with a devotional book titled Little Pillows reveals her worth as a cherished child of God. As she navigates the trials of life and faces the disdain of the affluent Margaret, Mag discovers that they share more common ground than she ever imagined on her spiritual journey. (Introduction by TriciaG)

This is a charming story about a little fish with a handicapped tail who along with his friends, an electric eel and a mermaid, sets out to find a clever octopus rumored to fix anything. Their adventure takes a twist when a menacing shark named Shredder enters the scene, adding suspense to their quest. Jacqueline Pansy, the author, knows her characters, she narrates her book using awesome character voices that only she can do!

It’s A YP Thing Podcast mission is to impact the next generation of leaders through authentic conversations & real-life experiences with podcast host Pansy Johnson.

A middle-grade sci-fi adventure, about 12 year-old Dean and his dog, Mr. Quiggs. During a cruise, a typhoon strands them in a lifeboat, where they encounter Skrugs, a tiny alien from Planet Twerp. A wormhole mishap sends them on a wild journey. Every brain cell they possess must be used in order to survive. It’s praised for its fast-paced action and appeal to 10-13 year-olds, especially adventure and sci-fi fans, including adults.

http://www.adfreebooks.com - 1000+ audiobooks, all ad free!Ten-year-old Reuben Watson Stone is carrying a heavy burden. As "the man of the house", he feels responsible for supporting his widowed mother and younger sister. He takes just about any job he can get, even ones that are dangerous. During a particularly harrowing experience, Reuben learns to turn to God for protection and guidance, and God seems to put circumstances in his path where he can prove his helpfulness and trustworthiness. But is that enough, or will he enlist himself as a soldier with Christ as his captain?

A humorous take on menopause for adults, blending raw honesty with laugh-out-loud moments. It's a relatable, lighthearted exploration of life after 40, offering quirky advice and resonating with listeners who've experienced "the change."

Insomnia is a common sleep disorder that affects millions of people worldwide. It is characterized by difficulty falling asleep, staying asleep, or getting restful sleep. Insomnia can significantly impact a person's overall health and well-being, leading to fatigue, irritability, and difficulty concentrating. This comprehensive guide will explore the causes, the different types of insomnia, and the various treatments available to help manage and overcome this disruptive condition.

Are you tired of people being happy around you? Do you dream of a world where no one dares to enjoy life in your presence? Congratulations! You’ve just found the ultimate guide to turning every interaction into an awkward, joyless nightmare. Whether it’s crushing enthusiasm, ruining weddings, or making sure no one ever tells you good news again, this book will teach you everything you need to become a certified Debbie Downer.

Are you tired of thinking until your brain hurts? Sick of caring about every little disaster life throws at you? Done with the “personal growth” scam that just leaves you broke and eating kale? Then Live, Laugh, Lobotomy is your ticket to freedom—the kind that comes from ditching stress, worries, and any shred of responsibility for a lifestyle of cheerful, blissful vacancy. This isn’t your grandma’s self-help book; it’s a sarcastic, biting manifesto for erasing overthinking and embracing the art of not giving a damn.

Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis? Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices? Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening? Congratulations! You’re just like everyone else. This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to: Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming.

"Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself" is the ultimate self-help book for people who have absolutely no intention of helping themselves. Filled with bad coping mechanisms, self-deception strategies, and the sheer audacity to pretend everything is fine, this book is here to validate your disastrous life choices.

WARNING: This is NOT a book for decisive people. If you know what you want in life and confidently make choices without having a full-blown existential meltdown, please move along. This book is for overthinkers, procrastinators, and chronically indecisive disasters who would rather launch themselves into the sun than commit to literally anything.

Are you tired of getting ghosted? Sick of waiting for that text back that will never come? Ever wondered how you, too, can master the art of emotional escape artistry? Good news, coward! This book is here to validate your worst instincts and teach you how to disappear like a true professional. Whether you’ve been ghosted, have done the ghosting, or just love chaotic dating disasters, this book is your hilarious, deeply unhinged guide to modern romance at its absolute worst.

Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions.

Did I just embarrass myself? (Probably, but let’s obsess over it for 12 hours.) Welcome to the official handbook for people who replay every conversation they've ever had like it's a humiliating movie they didn’t consent to star in.

ATTENTION PERFECTIONISTS: If you’ve ever rewritten an email 14 times, physically cringed at a typo, or spent an hour debating whether to sign off with "Best" or "Sincerely"—this book is your personal attack. Do you spend an obscene amount of time making sure every minor detail of your life is flawless, only to burn out like an overheated laptop from 2006? Do you find yourself rewriting text messages to ensure they sound casual, yet professional, yet witty, yet effortless, yet not like you're trying too hard, but also not like you don’t care?

You thought dating was hard before? Try dating someone who live-streams their coffee order, documents every minor inconvenience for engagement, and will 100% use your relationship as content. This brutally honest, hilariously unhinged guide will walk you through the emotional minefield of modern romance, covering critical topics like: Why their phone gets more eye contact than you. How to spot the red flags (hint: if they own a ring light, run).

Life is exhausting. People expect enthusiasm, deep emotional connections, and basic human engagement. Annoying. But guess what? You don’t actually have to care—you just have to look like you do. This book is not about healing. It’s about perfecting the fine art of detachment while still participating in society just enough to avoid suspicion.