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Tails from the Alley
- A Novel
- By: Ara Tucker
- Narrated by: Amy Gordon
- Length: 3 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Altonio, a housecat with a strategist’s mind and a dictator’s instincts. With her loyal—but chaotic—crew at her side, she rules her brownstone’s backyard kingdom with equal parts grit and grace. There’s Morty, an ambitious alley rat with too much to prove; BABST, a preening pigeon nursing a bruised wing and ego; and Cocktail Hour, her steadfast shiba inu lieutenant.
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Tails from the Alley
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Amy Gordon
- Length: 3 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 26-12-25
- Language: English
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La Métamorphose
- By: Franz Kafka, Dangello Medina - translator
- Narrated by: Deloeuvre Guy
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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La Métamorphose raconte la troublante transformation de Gregor Samsa en quelque chose de totalement inattendu : «un insecte monstrueux». Ce n’est pas seulement le récit d’un changement physique, mais aussi une réflexion profonde sur l’aliénation, la solitude et le rejet.
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La Métamorphose
- Narrated by: Deloeuvre Guy
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
- Release date: 15-12-25
- Language: French
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Bitte Nicht Hören!
- Einziger Teil der Bittenichthören-Trilogie
- By: Abrigal, Erik Wikki
- Narrated by: Erik Wikki
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Der kostenlose, vom Autor um die Weitschweifigkeit gekürzte, einzige Teil der Bittenichthören -Trilogie. Warum man dieses Hörbuch besser nicht hört, ist leider der Kürzung zum Opfer gefallen. Wer den Grund unbedingt wissen will, greife zur Langfassung. Absurd, aber gut. Wie immer verleiht Erik Wikki jeder Figur eine ganz besondere, charakteristische Stimme. Spannend, kurzweilig und nicht selten zum Schieflachen. Trotzdem. Bitte nicht hören.
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Bitte Nicht Hören!
- Einziger Teil der Bittenichthören-Trilogie
- Narrated by: Erik Wikki
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 10-12-25
- Language: German
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Wasteland Mandala
- Narrated by: Oma Nipa
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 08-12-25
- Language: English
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Soup and Salad Werewolf
- Soup Werewolf
- By: Gerald Rice
- Narrated by: Maggie Weber
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
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Nearly broke and on the run, Lilac regrets getting what he'd wanted most in life: winning Grandmother Harry's Silverbell Soup and Woodworking Award. People hate him everywhere he goes, religious leaders condemn him, politicians want to ban him, children pelt him with rocks. When he finds a haunted house that at first appears abandoned he finds a most distasteful means of redemption.
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Soup and Salad Werewolf
- Soup Werewolf
- Narrated by: Maggie Weber
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
- Release date: 04-12-25
- Language: English
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The Last Channel of Nana Quantum
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: David Hoskin
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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For science teacher Baxter Plink, his grandmother’s funeral was already set to be a grim affair. But he never expected the deceased to wink at him. Or for his own navel to start glowing and projecting holographic replays of his most embarrassing potential deaths for the entire congregation to see. What begins as a personal quantum catastrophe quickly goes viral, becoming a global pandemic of "Quantum Embarrassment" where everyone's deepest regrets and unfulfilled dreams are broadcast from their bellies.
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The Last Channel of Nana Quantum
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- Narrated by: David Hoskin
- Series: The Absurd Quantum Chronicles, Book 3
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 03-12-25
- Language: English
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Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Gordon Greenhill
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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When MIT physicist Dr. Velcro Threadbare builds a Sock Singularity Engine to solve the mystery of missing socks, she accidentally tears a hole in the fabric of reality—literally. Now socks across the multiverse have gained sentience, and they're not happy. The matched wage war against the unmatched. A pug named Sir Barksalot becomes the Sock Pope, preaching liberation through deliberate mispairing. Criminal flamingo syndicates trade in celebrity sock radiation.
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Quantum Sock Mismatch Mayhem
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- Narrated by: Gordon Greenhill
- Series: The Absurd Quantum Chronicles, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 11-11-25
- Language: English
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Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Alice Dodd
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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Spreadsheets are spells. Dragons are unionized. Nachos are a sacrament. Buckle up. When actuary Ptolemy “Tolly” Blackthorne inherits his grandmother’s scarf—a knitted, contraband probability anchor—he also inherits her secret: a multi-dimensional dragon-racing circuit that runs on risk, wit, and a frankly alarming amount of nacho cheese. Tolly’s talent for modeling disaster was supposed to keep him safe; instead it drafts him into a portal-hopping season where vertical Niagara roars upward, magma judges enforce “Fun is mandatory,” and Mars rovers form a picket line for better dental.
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Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit
- The Absurd Quantum Chronicles
- Narrated by: Alice Dodd
- Series: The Absurd Quantum Chronicles, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 11-11-25
- Language: English
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Richtig gutes Essen
- By: Junko Takase, Yoko Hamann - Übersetzer
- Narrated by: Uta Simone
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
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Eine angepasste Bürokarriere, eine zuvorkommende Frau, richtig gutes Essen – Nitani weiß, worauf es im Leben ankommen sollte. In der starr reglementierten Welt des Büros kommen sich die beiden näher. Humorvoll und klug stellt Junko Takase die Frage, warum wir im Leben manchmal falsch abbiegen, und zeigt anhand einer Bürogemeinschaft die Absurditäten des modernen Zusammenlebens auf.
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Richtig gutes Essen
- Narrated by: Uta Simone
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 10-02-26
- Language: German
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Charlie
- A Novel
- By: Grant Gage, GWA Books
- Narrated by: Steve Stewart's voice replica
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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Charlie has spent years inside a prison that swears it is a theater. One moment he is shackled in a concrete cell; the next, spotlights flare and a director's voice orders him to dance. That director, Robert Cooper, is also the father who never met Charlie's eyes when he was a child, and whose approval still glints just out of reach. Onstage beside Charlie stands Drew Fontaine, a flawless double who shares his face, his age, even his laugh—yet Drew glides through every routine while Charlie stumbles in the shadows.
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Charlie
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Steve Stewart's voice replica
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 16-06-25
- Language: English
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Замок
- By: Франц Кафка
- Narrated by: Макар Запорожский
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
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Великий роман главного литературного мистика и одно из самых проникновенных философских произведений ХХ века. Некий К. прибывает в Деревню, чтобы занять должность землемера. Вот только в Замок его не пускают, в Деревне не принимают, и домой он вернуться тоже не может. Мир вокруг превращается в лабиринт абсурда: дороги испаряются, люди ведут себя странно, время будто бы замедляет свой ход. Чтобы двери Замка наконец-то открылись, К. должен разобраться в местной бюрократии и пройти все необходимые инстанции. Есть нюанс — все в деревне знают, что просто так в Замок попасть невозможно, но никто не знает, откуда нужно начать.
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Замок
- Narrated by: Макар Запорожский
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 17-07-24
- Language: Russian
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Melmoth Furieux
- By: Sabrina Calvo
- Narrated by: Aloïse Sauvage
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
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De Belleville à Marne-la-Vallée, une bande d'enfants part en croisade pour mettre le feu à Eurodisney. Bienvenue aux avants-postes de la Révolution, menée par la lecture engagée, poétique et militante d'Aloïse Sauvage. Elle est née à l'Orée du bois, une cité réduite à néant par les bulldozers des médias et de la finance. Hantée par les ruines de son Eden foiré, elle a rejoint la commune solidaire à Belleville, où l'on s'organise et lutte en marge du système répressif. Elle, c'est Fi. Quarante piges à tenter de trouver de la beauté dans ce monde fatal : Fi est un chaos de fils et d'aiguilles, de coutures impossibles.
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Melmoth Furieux
- Narrated by: Aloïse Sauvage
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 22-08-24
- Language: French
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What a Man Believes
- By: Robert Sheckley
- Narrated by: Mike Vendetti
- Length: 18 mins
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Sheckley's satirical humor shines through as Edward Moran Archer previews the different levels of hell, from the mundane to the outrageous. Each punishment is tailored to fit the individual's sins, and Archer quickly realizes the gravity of his choices. As he reflects on his life and the impact of his actions, Archer must come to terms with his own beliefs and face the consequences of his decisions. As time passes, he is forced to confront the reality of his existence and the choices that led him to this moment.
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What a Man Believes
- Narrated by: Mike Vendetti
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 25-06-24
- Language: English
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Колонії, вілли...
- By: Микола Хвильовий
- Narrated by: Меланія
- Length: 14 mins
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Колонії, вілли... Миколи Хвильового — гротесково-сатирична новела, в якій викривається сите безтурботне життя «обраних» людей. Герої твору — мешканці вілл, щасливці нового часу, яким вдалося зайняти зручне крісло і які тепер насолоджуються життям.українська література, класична література, українська література XX століття, гротесково-сатирична новела, людські емоції, психологія людини, життєві обставини, моральні конфлікти, сенс життя, розстріляне відродження, українська
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Колонії, вілли...
- Narrated by: Меланія
- Length: 14 mins
- Release date: 17-06-24
- Language: Ukrainian
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Nurse Kit Carson's Knife & Gun Club: The First Five Episodes
- By: L.S. Collison
- Narrated by: Geoff McIntyre
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
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Set in America's New Wild West, this medical thriller features Kit Carson, a single mom nurse, who joins the Vigilantes for Healthcare Justice to fight against armed crazies, a crooked sheriff, and the greed of the corporate hospital. Drama and trauma on the night shift in five episodes. In the vein of Samuel Shem's The House of God and B.P. Reiter's The Saturday Night Knife & Gun Club, Collison writes a medical thriller from a nurse's point of view, with gun locked & loaded and tongue firmly in cheek.
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Nurse Kit Carson's Knife & Gun Club: The First Five Episodes
- Narrated by: Geoff McIntyre
- Series: Nurse Kit Carson's Knife and Gun Club, Book 1-5
- Length: 3 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 04-06-24
- Language: English
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Aliens, Hippies, and Other Weirdness
- A Collection of Short Stories from the World of Harold Hatch (The Department of Welfare and Safety Cryptid Division Files)
- By: David Knapp
- Narrated by: Tyler Tice
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
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Have you ever wondered what Big foot does on his day off? Or were hippies really about peace and love? Why are there really so many junked cars in the south? Well sit down and find out about this and more. This is a collection of stories that take place in the world of Harold Hatch cryptid liaison. From magical mishaps to aliens abducting hobos.
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Aliens, Hippies, and Other Weirdness
- A Collection of Short Stories from the World of Harold Hatch (The Department of Welfare and Safety Cryptid Division Files)
- Narrated by: Tyler Tice
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 22-05-24
- Language: English
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Animal Farm
- By: George Orwell
- Narrated by: Daniel Natal
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
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George Orwell’s Animal Farm is a riveting allegory that unveils the perils of power and political corruption through the lens of farm animals seeking liberation. As rebellion gives way to tyranny, Orwell’s timeless masterpiece satirizes the complexities of revolution and the insidious nature of unchecked authority. A compelling and cautionary tale.
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Animal Farm
- Narrated by: Daniel Natal
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 21-05-24
- Language: English
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Thar She Blows
- By: Susan Emshwiller
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 14 hrs and 54 mins
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Caught in a redundant housewife existence, Ann never leaves her beige suburban home, her schlubby do-nothing son Brian is directionless after graduating high-school, and it looks like nothing will ever change. But when Brian is swallowed by a whale and Ann receives a garbled phone call from him, she is determined to find that monstrous beast and rescue her son. Experts, her ex, the press—everyone thinks she’s crazy—but she’s committed to her worthy quest.
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Thar She Blows
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 14 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 16-07-24
- Language: English
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Mile High Attraction
- By: Kate Kendall
- Narrated by: Allie Anthony
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
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As Rose Andrews steps into the world of flight attendants, she's thrilled to be part of an airborne family she never knew she needed. But amidst the camaraderie, an unexpected attraction takes flight, entangling her heart in unexpected turbulence.
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Mile High Attraction
- Narrated by: Allie Anthony
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 03-05-24
- Language: English
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The Earth Is My Ant Farm
- By: Allen Cooke
- Narrated by: Flick Khouri
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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The Earth is my Ant Farm, The Creational School gave it to me but I'm a bit bored with it now. A bigger boy threw a rock at it in the classroom and wiped out all my dinosaurs, I liked them. Now I'm stuck with the ants and they like to multiply. I have a favourite Ant, his name is Derek. This is about him, he likes to travel. He doesn't know how but I will tell him one day.
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The Earth Is My Ant Farm
- Narrated by: Flick Khouri
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 03-05-24
- Language: English
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