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Brought to you by Penguin. Radio 1 broadcasters and bestselling authors of KID NORMAL and THE GREAT DREAM ROBBERY - Greg James and Chris Smith - are back with a BRAND NEW hilarious adventure! ‘Angus had never been very interested in history until he visited it by accident one Tuesday night.’...

'A delight for its warmth and humour, but principally because the writing is alive and stunning.’ The Sunday Times Children's Book of the Week. For readers aged 9+ comes a sparkling new series about family, friends and finding the joy in life! From award-winning author Jenny Valentine, this is...

Kids will love “Jokes & Riddles” filled with sound effects, whimsical music, and adorable illustrations. These easy-to- memorize jokes include: What goes over your head and under your feet, but doesn't cover your body? Answer: A jump rope. Or, what has many teeth but never any cavities? Answer: A comb. And, I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I? Answer: A penny. These simple jokes and riddles will have the entire family laughing and repeating them over and over again.

Liam Chapman cannot believe his good fortune. He just bought a real, working time machine at a garage sale for $3. Sure, it’s labeled “World’s Worst Time Machine,” but how bad could it be? The time machine, as it turns out, is so much worse than Liam could have imagined. First, it summons Thomas Edison, but not that Thomas Edison. This Thomas Edison is a 10-year-old aspiring gangster from 1933 who demands to be called “Tommy Twinkles” and is also very interested in robbing a bank of the future.

Brought to you by Penguin. The hilarious second book in the Alex vs Axel series by the author of Charlie Changes Into a Chicken. Alex, Axel and the rest of the gang are back – but this time it’s Earth that’s in trouble . . . Time has been frozen and every single person on the planet is in...

Baby Zeke has been in some difficult situations before, but this may be his most difficult yet. With the other members of the Balance hobbled and Otis's body stolen, how can he ever hope to defeat Pigrothbrine? Listen to this adventure to find out!

Johnny Maxwell and his friends have to do something when they find Mrs Tachyon, the local bag lady, semi-conscious in an alley...as long as it's not the kiss of life. But there's more to Mrs Tachyon than a squeaky trolley and a bunch of dubious black bags. Somehow she holds the key to different times, different ears: including the Blackbury Blitz in 1941. Suddenly, now isn't the safe place Johnny once thought it was as he finds himself caught up more and more with then.

The explosively funny new picture book from the creators of the award-winning Sh*gged. Married. Annoyed podcast! “The door burst open with an almighty crash! Poo ran up the walls with a big smelly splash! Mam and Dad gasped, the boys gave a yell They didn’t know what was happening...

Are you looking for a kids' or children's audiobook that is highly entertaining, great for early readers, and is jam-packed with awesome bedtime stories, jokes, and more? This children's storybook has it all! Follow the adventures of Mr. Brown Dog! This is an excellent audiobook for beginning and early readers. Each story is fun and exciting with great morals and values. These stories are great for quick bedtime stories and cute tales to be listened to aloud with friends and family!

Hotdog, Lizzie, and Kev are training for game day! They want to win the big prize - an awesome trip to Rainbow Island! That's where Kev's mom lives! They'll need skill, speed, and strength. Do they have what it takes to win?

It's Kev's birthday, so Hotdog and Lizzie are throwing him a surprise party! There'll be cake, games, and magic tricks! But will a rude rooster and a cranky donkey ruin the day?

Lizzie’s joining the circus! Her sister, Emma, is a high-flying trapeze star, but Lizzie’s terrified of heights! She’s going to be a clown - the funniest around! Hotdog and Kev can’t wait to see the show. Will everything go as planned?

Wendy Mass tells the story of Beauty and the Beast as never heard before!

Robin and Marian have lived very different lives in very different places. Their paths should never, ever cross - but before they know it, they are thrown together on a quest that requires legendary bravery, quick-witted escapes, and the ability to...get along with each other. The sky's no longer the limit on what Robin and Marian can do - as long as they manage to do it together. 

Join eight-year-old Captain Eva and her trusty robotic co-pilot, Bolt, on a thrilling adventure across the cosmos! When the fearsome Nebula Pirates steal her grandfather's precious Starlight Compass, Eva embarks on an epic chase through the galaxy to get it back. From navigating glittering asteroid fields and outsmarting traps in shimmering crystal caves to facing the cunning Captain Void himself, Eva must use all her wits to reclaim her treasure and prove that the biggest heroes can come in the smallest packages.

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Sisters Grimm and The Weirdies comes the second installment in this a wildly imaginative middle-grade adventure series with aliens, robots, and a pair of pajamas that might just be the key to the past! When Finn is saved from the Time Rangers by...

Rhodes is not an adventurer. He's a kid who likes video games and exploring his grandpa's attic, a place that smells of old wood and forgotten secrets. But when a glint of silver leads him to a dusty, rolled-up map and a strange, golden hourglass, his ordinary life is turned upside down. This is no ordinary hourglass. His Grandpa Silas reveals it is the Chronos Hourglass, a magical artifact that doesn't just measure time, it holds it. And the shimmering map? It's a guide to the Golden Desert of Aeon, a place where time itself has gone sideways.

Lily and her brother, Tom, thought they were on a normal family sailing trip... until a mysterious, milky-white fog swallows their boat. They wash ashore on an island unlike any they’ve ever seen. The sun is stuck in the sky. The waves are frozen in place. Birds hang motionless in the air, and a game of tag in the village square has been frozen for years Even their parents are trapped, as still and silent as statues. The only person who can move is Elian, a boy who’s been waiting for his twelfth birthday party to start for longer than he can remember.

Parker the piglet wakes up one day to find he's all alone. Where have all the other animals gone, and what are all those strange noises he keeps hearing? Are there really monsters on the farm, or is his imagination playing tricks on him? Make bedtime fun with these four wonderful tales - perfect for preschoolers and kindergarten.

Horace, the undisputed speedster of the forest, exposes the shocking truth behind his legendary loss to Timmy the Tortoise. Get ready for a fresh, fun-filled adventure with a touch of conspiracy, sabotage…and even a shady potion-brewing badger! This isn't just a story, it's an immersive audio experience, perfect for bedtime or anytime. "The Hare's Side" combines humor and mystery to deliver a modern twist on a classic tale that keeps kids engaged – while also helping them hit the hay! Along the way, it instills messages of sportsmanship, teamwork, and forgiveness.