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There's a Poonami in My House

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There's a Poonami in My House

By: Chris Ramsey, Rosie Ramsey, Paula Bowles - illustrator
Narrated by: Chris Ramsey, Rosie Ramsey
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About this listen

The explosively funny new picture book from the creators of the award-winning Sh*gged. Married. Annoyed podcast!

“The door burst open with an almighty crash!
Poo ran up the walls with a big smelly splash!
Mam and Dad gasped, the boys gave a yell
They didn’t know what was happening . . . until . . . the SMELL!”

Meet the Randal Family: Mam, Dad, Robert and Ralph. One night, Robert’s friend comes to stay, and Ralph decides he wants to stay up with the big boys. What better way to derail bedtime than with a giant poo?

But the rumbling in Ralph’s nappy doesn’t stop there. It’s a POONAMI, and it’s taken over the house. HELP!

Bedtime family fun, brought to life in POOTASTIC colour from illustrator Paula Bowles.

©2024 Chris Ramsey, Rosie Ramsey, Paula Bowles (P)2024 Simon & Schuster, UK Growing Up & Facts of Life Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Funny

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I downloaded this for my niece and nephews to listen to when babysitting. They really enjoyed listening to it. I will buy the book now so they can also see the illustrations and read along to whilst listening. Chris and Rosie have done a wonderful job narrating the story.
Very funny. Kids have giggled so much. Thank you for continuing to bring laughter to everyone. No matter what, toilet humour still brings cheeky giggles.

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