Episodes

  • 332 - Tim Horton's Pizza, Part 2

    332 - Tim Horton's Pizza, Part 2
    Apr 27 2024
    At great risk to my own personal safety, I uncover exactly who manufactures the pizza ovens currently being used by Tim Horton's. And this information is sure to throw McDonald's into an uncontrollable rage.
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    18 mins
  • 331 - Tim Horton's Pizza

    331 - Tim Horton's Pizza
    Apr 24 2024
    In the first of a mult-part series on recent pizza developments in Canada, I investigate the addition of pizza to the Tim Horton's menu.
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    17 mins
  • 330 - Total Eclipse of the McDonald's Parking Lot

    330 - Total Eclipse of the McDonald's Parking Lot
    Apr 12 2024
    Special deputy journalist Karl (Up There in Canada) files a report from a Toronto-area McDonald's that happens to be in the 2024 total solar eclipse's path of totality.
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    27 mins
  • 329 - Easter Egg Hunt

    329 - Easter Egg Hunt
    Mar 31 2024
    On a special Easter edition of the program, my plan to spread the Good News about McDonald's Pizza via Easter egg hunt is thwarted by an agent of the cloth.
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    19 mins
  • 328 - Chicken Pizza Blessing

    328 - Chicken Pizza Blessing
    Mar 24 2024
    Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way as the restaurant's standard menu items (blessed by Jesus Ben-David, a.k.a. The Christ).
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    17 mins
  • 327 - Dumpster Diving

    327 - Dumpster Diving
    Mar 15 2024
    To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure a cheap pizza crust supply chain by fishing them out of dumpsters.
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    17 mins
  • 326 - Declining to Run

    326 - Declining to Run
    Mar 9 2024
    After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist colleagues to let them know why.
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    12 mins
  • 325 - Mea Culpa (My Bad)

    325 - Mea Culpa (My Bad)
    Mar 1 2024
    Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I made concerning the KFC Chizza.
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    20 mins