Episodes

  • Elves run this joint | Triforce Mailbag #74

    Elves run this joint | Triforce Mailbag #74
    Aug 5 2026
    Triforce Mailbag 74! We're busting open a varied bag today with emails about AI, English standoffishness, flat earthers and much more! Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforceOPEN to get 20% off The Essential Open Earbuds Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • Investigating Looksmaxxers | Triforce #362

    Investigating Looksmaxxers | Triforce #362
    Jul 29 2026
    Triforce! Episode 362! Why don't more footballers become actors? Lewis finally learns about OJ Simpson and Ann Widdecombe, we unfortunately dive into Looksmaxxing cultists and Pyrion experiences travel hell in London. We also experience the brand new segment: Flax Facts (which may not feature real facts) Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • The Legendary Games of the 90s | Triforce #361

    The Legendary Games of the 90s | Triforce #361
    Jul 22 2026
    Triforce! Episode 361! What does an average day look like for us? Lewis watches birds and shows topless Flax to everyone, Sips is absolutely rammed and drowns under to-do lists while Flax pootles around watching YouTube. We have to talk about Trump's Red Card situation in the World Cup and UK Trump (Nigel Farage) standing against Count Binface and we talk about the legendary games of the 90s! Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • The Old, the Confused, the Grumpy | Triforce #360

    The Old, the Confused, the Grumpy | Triforce #360
    Jul 15 2026
    Triforce! Episode 360! What's changed in 10 years? Are we just grumpier and more confused? Or are we blindly listening to AI on random gardening tips? Go to http://BUYRAYCON.com/triforceOPEN to get 20% off The Essential Open Earbuds Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • The "Call Sips" Incident | Triforce Mailbag #73

    The "Call Sips" Incident | Triforce Mailbag #73
    Jul 9 2026
    Triforce Mailbag 73! What've we got hidden in our hard drives? Was it actually annoying for Sips when Lewis called him in the YogPod? Should cat owners start adopting birds? Have we told this story before? All this and more answered in today's Mailbag! Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • London united by Nursery Rhymes | Triforce #359

    London united by Nursery Rhymes | Triforce #359
    Jul 1 2026
    Triforce! Episode 359 - the heatwave special! It's a record beating scorcher in the UK so we're staying inside to record a podcast. Lewis has a sore wrist thinking about Brittany (in France, not Spears), we uncover an interesting story about the ancient meme: Techno Viking and Sips imagines a London united under a storm singing old nursery rhymes (like Wind the Bobbin Up, apparently.) Take control of your income. Start your free trial at http://shopify.com/triforce Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Crystal's Locksmith and Escort | Triforce #358

    Crystal's Locksmith and Escort | Triforce #358
    Jun 24 2026
    Triforce! Episode 358! Pyrion, fresh from a fancy Jingle Jam Mixer, gets locked out of his own house for hours but knows a very unorthadox locksmith, Sips has been watching documentaries about the scum at Thames Water, Elon's back with a brand new scam and Lew's back with some Tech News! Take control of your income. Start selling for $1/month at http://shopify.com/triforce Go to http://buyraycon.com/triforceOPEN to get 15% off Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr
  • Football chat is BANNED | Triforce #357

    Football chat is BANNED | Triforce #357
    Jun 17 2026
    Triforce! Episode 357! Zoomer Sips doesn't have the attention span to watch a movie in one sitting, and we discover some hilarious alternate names for porn-ified franchises. Football chat ends at around 35 minutes in and we get a tiny dose of Lews News! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 7 mins