This week, we kick off SEASON 29 with 2012’s Food Fight, which started its lengthy and troubled production in the early 2000s, when nobody batted an eyelash over the fact that Hilary Duff has more upskirt shots and gooner faces than we can reasonably articulate. Also Charlie Sheen is her lover. Also Christopher Lloyd has jiggly arms and walks around like an epileptic working the late shift at a strobe light factory.

This one’s an all timer, so let’s stop wasting time and get right to it!

Mammal matrimony marred by malicious man-eater and Mr. Clipboard, maliciously making meaningfully manipulated margins from Marketropolis, making sure mascots run amok before meeting their maker, while massive melee matches memories of mass murder with militaristic malice! Shocking amount of Hilary Duff upskirt, but only when she’s not making a gooner face! Chris doesn’t understand the auspices in which this situation is supposed to proceed! Is that fucking Christopher Lloyd? Dex can’t catch raisin’s anymore! Priscilla Pusly’s roast beef flappery! Potato Captain’s painful pontifications! Banging the chocolate squirrel! Don’t cry for me, Charlie Tuna? Soda mechanic complications! Bubblegumming the exobytes! Reynold’s teeth are better, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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This week we’re taking a break between seasons in order to recalibrate our machines. That’s right, we’re SHUTTING IT DOWN! Bar Rescue style. Rob’s in Florida, shouting from his Ford Escape and Chris is practicing his butt funnel maneuvers as the two Taffer Blast ™ their way through one of the series’ most iconic episodes, “Rock ‘n’ Roaches,” about a bar known as Head Hunters that hosts bands that perform abortion simulations on stage, and may or may not be infested with cockroaches.

So for this episode, Chris and Rob pull back the doors, bust open the books, and dive into Bar Rescue.

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We kick off our new season next week with 2012’s Food Fight, and we're so, so, sorry.

Hey, Pachuco! We’re closing out season 28 with 1994’s The Mask. It holds up, just don’t watch the Jamie Kennedy one, which we covered ages ago as a regular episode. Now, like Napoleon, we’ll divide and conquer!

SOMEBODY STOP US!!!

Empathetic everyman from Edge City empowered and ensconced with egregious energy, enhancing every interaction, eccentrically enamoured with evil entrepreneur’s enchantress, escaping and evading enforcers, earning eminence through his enthralling expressions! Entity of expression encased in emerald! Dumpy industrial looking Detroit place! Cameron Diaz ink blotting her totters! Beetlejuice Broadway handjobs? Shrinkwrapped Adam Corolla, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!

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