On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas!

In this week’s listener questions, a listener is left spiralling after her boyfriend muttered "I love you" for the first time completely asleep in bed, sparking a fierce debate between Pete and Abbey on whether unconscious confessions count, saying the L-word on Day Three, and Abbey's unromantic text blunder: "I love you" VS "I'm at the gate!"

Plus, Pete and Abbey continue the debate whether getting older means all the "firsts" in life are done, Abbey claims her crown as the household kissing expert, and the guys react in absolute horror to the viral "Up The Fulham" audio craze!

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00:00 Introduction & Barn Shenanigans

01:15 No-Kid Weddings & Jack’s Phil Foden Haircut

05:52 Listener AMA: He Said "I Love You" In His Sleep!

07:05 Public Proposals & Pete’s Candlelit Ibiza Story

11:00 Pete’s Romantic Text vs Abbey’s "I’m At The Gate"

13:10 Saying The L-Word Too Soon & Reality TV Love

15:50 Are All The Good "Firsts" In Life Over At 40?

21:10 Who Is The Real Kissing Expert?

21:50 The Viral "Up The Fulham" Bedroom Audio Reaction

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In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare.

Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between a normal rough patch and the end of the road, and what it takes to rebuild your life after divorce!

Warning: This episode discusses mental health and suicide.

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00:00 Introduction & Bizarre Divorce Facts

06:13 Introducing Kate Daly & What Is Amicable?

11:15 Talking Money & Abbey on Dating a Footballer

17:50 Common-Law Myths & High-Stakes Divorce Stories

24:15 Prenups, Postnups & Fixing the Legal System

31:18 Taking the Legal Establishment to Court

38:21 Child Custody & Shared Parenting Realities

43:17 Pete & Abbey Take the Relationship Quiz

52:23 21 Years Together & Destigmatizing Divorce

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard!

In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward household blunder when adult toys end up in the general admin "man drawer" right next to the Sellotape and spare batteries, prompting Abbey to share her own mortifying car charger mix-up in front of her brother John. Another listener writes in with an unhinged wedding dilemma after a bride’s ex-boyfriend shows up uninvited and sits quietly at the back of the church!

Plus, Pete gets the green light for his dream backyard golf hole, Abbey’s pre-wedding frantic rush, and the ultimate morning school run debate over who deserves a medal!

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00:00 Introduction & Gaz's Villa Holiday in Spain

01:40 Abbey’s House Move Chaos & Getting Locked Out

03:17 The Best Facial & Face Gym Debate

05:50 Pete Critiques Driving & Abbey's 12-Point Turn

06:49 Pete’s "Bang On Trend" Podcast Idea

08:19 Listener Dilemma: Toys in the Man Drawer

09:54 Abbey's Car Lighter / Key Drawer Mix-up

12:05 Pete’s Brand New Knee-High Socks

13:58 Sister's Wedding Prep: Suit Mule & Pina Coladas

14:48 Impromptu Weekly Wine: Pete vs. Abbey on "So Much To Do"

18:00 Renovation Talk: Bathrooms for Christmas & Dressing Rooms

20:05 Pete’s Garden Golf Course Continued

22:46 Wedding Dilemma: The Ex Shows Up Uninvited

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Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day!

Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesmaid dress disaster rescued at the eleventh hour by creative genius Mikey. We also dive into Elle’s wild Nashville hen do, complete with Scott’s face plastered across the bars and on random locals!

In the Agony Abs, the gang tackle explosive wedding dilemmas: what do you do when your partner insists on inviting his ex of six years because she’s "part of the family"?

And how do you survive a best man with zero internal filter who’s threatening to air your wildest secrets to your nan over dessert? Plus, Scott shares an insane story of an Irish bride who exposed her cheating groom on the big screen in front of all their guests!

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00:00 Introduction & Wedding Countdown

02:50 Who Planned What? Golf vs The Butcher

05:37 Becoming Family & Brotherly Bonds

09:22 Entertainment, First Dance & Banned Irish Songs

13:12 7 Days Out: Videographers & Table Plan Rows

21:15 The Bridesmaid Dress Disaster & Mikey Saves the Day

23:51 Weekly Whine: Training Your 23-Year-Old Replacement

25:13 The Ultimate Revenge: Cheating Groom Exposed at the Altar

26:48 Nashville Hen Do & Scott Masks in the Bin

29:41 Agony Abs: Is My Fiancé's Ex Crashing Our Wedding?

32:23 Dodgy Plus Ones & Walking Down The Aisle

36:58 Agony Abs: Best Man with No Filter Threatens The Speech

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler versus Peter's heart-shaped head, and scheming to launch Jordan onto the dating scene as the pod's ultimate eligible bachelor!

In this week’s listener questions, we hear from someone who has been brutally frozen out by her long-term friendship group simply for getting a boyfriend, prompting Abbey to share her own painful experience of getting cut off by a mate. Another listener is left questioning everything after discovering her fiancé's "perfect" proposal speech was actually test-run and quality-controlled by his ex!

Plus, we discuss the ultimate intimacy buzzkills, from Kermit the Frog to Postman Pat popping up on shuffle and what happens when you try too hard to be a good Samaritan!

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00:00 Introduction

03:35 Hair Transplants & Heart-Shaped Heads

06:33 Setting Up Jordan & Finding Him A Date

08:20 Left Out By My Friendship Group

10:33 Abbey’s Experience With Being Cut Off

14:05 He Practiced His Proposal On His Ex!

17:00 Take Two: Does He Need A Proposal Do-Over?

18:02 Muppets & Postman Pat In The Bedroom

20:45 A Therapy Crouch Christmas Number One?

23:00 Pushing Wheelchairs & Hypochondriac Miracles

25:12 Abbey & John’s Good Samaritan Nightmares

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn!

Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing classes, and why Alfie was left completely traumatised by the trip. Meanwhile, Pete has grand architectural plans to turn their new driveway into "PC Sawgrass"—much to Abbey’s horror.

In the Agony Abs, we help a listener who is worried about her overwhelming attraction to older football managers, hear a pitch from a Leeds lad looking for love, and tackle a dilemma about wildly mismatched bedroom stamina! Plus, Abbey shares her top tactical tips on how to secretly fake drink at a wedding when you’re newly pregnant.

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00:00 Welcome to the Barn & Abbey Returns From Nashville

02:36 Where Are All The Cowboys?

06:11 Fake AI Photos & The Famous Nashville Dance

08:53 Pool House Living & Renovation Hell

13:09 Pete’s Front Garden Golf Hole: "PC Sawgrass"

18:26 Listener Letters & Alfie’s Hen Do Trauma

24:45 Eclipse Romance & Sofa Pizza Casualties

28:45 "I’m Hard To Penetrate" & Making New Friends

31:28 Lucky Bastard Saloon & Country Music Anthems

37:01 Agony Abs: Fancying Older Football Managers

39:05 Blind Date Pitch: Liam From Leeds

42:04 "Please Stop Talking" & Marriage Quirks

43:47 Agony Abs: Two-Hour Bedroom Marathons & Compatibility

46:32 The National Average Sex Stats

48:51 Agony Abs: How To Fake Drink When Secretly Pregnant

53:03 Pete’s Upcoming Scotland Golf Trip

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship.

After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom, Abbey and Peter debate body confidence before the conversation somehow ends up with rotating beds, sex tapes and a revelation from the Crouches that catches everyone slightly off guard!

We also hear from a listener whose request for a little more communication in the bedroom spectacularly backfires when her boyfriend starts delivering some of the least seductive lines imaginable. Abbey reveals the one word she could NEVER cope with Peter saying, while Pete attempts to offer some bedroom advice of his own.

Elsewhere, a new Therapy Crouch superfan gets banned from listening to the podcast in public, Abbey and Peter reveal what they won’t let the kids do on holiday, and one listener’s mission to get fit and improve his love life leads to his wife quite literally keeping score of their bedroom activity.

Things get slightly heated before the end as Abbey’s innocent request for a cup of tea turns into a full-blown marital debate over whether she’s secretly using some very clever reverse psychology on Pete!

00:00 Introduction

01:21 Abbey’s Animal Obsession

05:08 Who’s Funnier: Abbey or Peter?

06:56 Ask Me Anything

07:34 Lights On In The Bedroom

09:31 Abbey’s “Bulging Disc”

11:04 Who Has The Better Body?

14:31 Abbey & Peter’s Sex Tape

15:22 Dirty Talk Disasters

17:39 “That Is Correct!”

20:16 Abbey’s Worst Bedroom Word

21:06 Banned From Listening To The Podcast

23:56 What Abbey & Peter Ban At Home

25:38 The Kids’ Holiday Rules

27:17 Brewers Droop & Getting Fit

28:00 A Shag A Week

28:20 Keeping Score In The Bedroom

29:24 Abbey’s Relationship Reward System

30:28 The Cup Of Tea Argument

32:35 Abbey & Peter Fall Out

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about!

The pair also reveal how their romantic trip away somehow turned into six hours looking at tiles, including a £1.7 million bath, before reflecting on how much their weekends have changed over the years and why they’re perfectly happy growing into “boring bastards” together.

Elsewhere, Peter reveals the brilliant mistake made on the shirt he wore when he scored his first England goal, the pair debate whether clapping when a plane lands should ever be acceptable, and Abbey questions why men can remember a golf trip months in advance but somehow forget the plans they’ve made with their wives.

In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter talk finding love later in life and why turning 40 or 50 certainly doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. We also hear from a listener who discovers his wife has been sharing details of their love life in a girls’ WhatsApp group, sparking a big debate over just how much you should really be telling your friends about what goes on behind closed doors...

00:00 Introduction

00:44 Abbey’s Nashville Hen Do

05:13 Hen Do Themes & Cowboy Strippers

08:37 Six Hours Shopping for Tiles

13:12 The £1.7 Million Bath

17:13 Abbey & Peter’s Date Night

20:46 Peter’s England Shirt Disaster

24:41 Peter’s Northern Lights Disaster

28:17 Why Men Forget Plans

32:54 Growing Old Together

37:14 Therapy Crouch Blind Dates

40:21 Dating Over 50

45:16 Sharing Your Sex Life With Friends

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