• You Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL
    May 5 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food cravings to the strange “punishment” dynamic that can creep into relationships after having a bit too much fun.


    Things quickly spiral into one of the funniest and most chaotic ick discussions yet – including a barber chair moment that might just be the greatest ick of all time. The team also tackle your dilemmas, from navigating life after a breakup to whether giving your ex money after winning the lottery makes you a terrible person… or just a decent human being.


    Plus, in Am I The A**hole, things get heated as the group debate workplace drama, relationship boundaries and the fine line between banter and going too far.


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    00:00 Introduction / Hangover Fallout

    01:42 Service Station Food & Matcha Rant

    04:04 Bovril, Football & Stadium Rules

    06:28 Random Chat & Set-Up

    07:05 You Had Fun? Now You’re Punished

    10:15 Listener Messages Begin

    10:46 Barber Chair Story (All-Time Moment)

    13:40 “That’s What I Do” & Tangents

    16:22 Agony Ab: Newly Single Advice

    19:50 Transition / Segment Change

    20:00 Am I The A**hole Returns

    20:31 Lottery Win & Ex-Wife Drama

    23:50 Debate: Is He In The Wrong?

    25:45 “Tig Bitties” Story

    28:15 Naming Kids & Inappropriate Jokes

    28:20 Workplace Drama: Slim vs Chunky

    32:00 Body Comments Debate

    34:30 Escalation / Final Thoughts on Topic


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    48 mins
  • Abbey and Peter Reveal Why Food Abroad Tastes Better | Ask Me Anything!
    Apr 30 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal Series continues with another chaotic Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter answer your questions and accidentally reveal some huge family plans.


    The couple open up about deciding to move house after ten years, why they’re ready for a fresh chapter, and Abbey’s dream of more land, animals, growing vegetables and creating the ultimate family home. Peter also gives his honest take on Abbey wanting what sounds suspiciously like a private compound.


    Elsewhere, the pair discuss dream homes, luxury interiors, tattoos, terrible cooking disasters and why men simply cannot resist touching things as they walk past them.


    There’s also a touching message from a listener whose week was made easier during a difficult hospital stay thanks to the podcast.


    Expect laughs, honesty, relationship chaos and classic Therapy Crouch energy throughout.


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    00:00 Introduction

    00:45 Easter Bunny Chaos

    03:10 We’re Moving House

    04:30 Abbey’s Compound Plan

    06:00 Why Food Tastes Better Abroad

    09:00 Cooking Disaster Stories

    13:00 Tattoos Debate

    16:20 Dream Home Must-Haves

    18:35 Emotional Listener Message


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    20 mins
  • Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!
    Apr 28 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for part two of their sunny getaway, but there’s no peace and quiet in sight. Abbey wastes no time exposing Peter for turning the family holiday into a full-blown sports tour, with golf, paddle, football and post-match beers all somehow making the itinerary ahead of family time. Peter, naturally, insists it’s all part of his passion for sport.


    The couple then get into a surprisingly honest and hilarious debate about why football brings men together so easily, and whether women have anything that creates the same kind of instant bond. Peter reflects on his emotional return to Liverpool for the Legends match and why sport has always been his escape, while Abbey explains exactly why golf sends her over the edge.

    Later on, things descend into total chaos with a Portugal-themed quiz involving capitals, custard tarts and some wildly confident wrong answers. Sunshine, arguments, emotional moments and complete nonsense… just another day on The Therapy Crouch.


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    Plus, more holiday dilemmas, in this episode Abbey and Pete welcome back listeners Lana and Jeanette, to help them plan their TUI holiday. Booking T&Cs apply. ATOL and ABTA protected.

    https://www.tui.co.uk/



    00:00 Introduction

    03:00 Peter’s Injury & Competitive Nature

    08:40 Why Liverpool Means So Much

    14:03 Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Holiday Behaviour

    16:25 Why Men Bond Over Football

    27:21 Abbey vs Peter On Golf

    30:43 Sport & Mental Health

    32:18 “Look… It’s Dusk” Chaos

    45:14 The Portugal Quiz Begins

    51:00 Capitals Challenge Meltdown

    54:58 Outro


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    55 mins
  • The First Portugal Episode Gets VERY Honest
    Apr 23 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and the team kick off the very first special Portugal Series with a chaotic Ask Me Anything episode from sunny Portugal. What starts as a simple Q&A quickly turns into classic Therapy Crouch madness as the gang discuss holiday packing disasters, bringing 12 suitcases but somehow forgetting the essentials, and the reality of family life abroad.


    Abbey and Peter also get brutally honest about parenting four children, whether boys are harder work than girls, and how they divide the madness of school runs, clubs and everyday family life. Abbey gives a rare insight into what her work days actually look like, from shoots and brand deals to juggling home life and total chaos behind the scenes.


    Elsewhere, the team debate why the phrase “body count” is one of the worst modern terms around, reveal their funniest relationship banter, and somehow end up discussing underwear, dressing gowns and karaoke.


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    00:00 Introduction From Portugal

    07:03 We Brought 12 Cases… Forgot Everything

    08:32 Are Boys Harder Than Girls? Parenting Four Kids Chaos

    12:11 Why “Body Count” Is The Worst Term Ever

    17:30 Listener Game Gets Out Of Control

    18:30 Tyson & Paris Fury Singing Reaction

    21:07 What Does Abbey Actually Do? Honest Answer

    23:16 School Runs, Clubs & Real Family Life


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    25 mins
  • Love, Sleep & Saying “No”! Abbey and Peter Clash Over Relationship Habits, Parenting & Dream Days!
    Apr 21 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with their usual mix of honesty, chaos and laugh-out-loud moments as they dive into the realities of relationships and family life.


    Things kick off with Abbey’s “weekly whine” as she calls out Peter’s inability to say “no”—leading to confusing messages, overcomplicated situations and a few relationship frustrations. Peter hits back, claiming he’s just trying not to offend people, sparking a relatable debate about communication styles in relationships.


    We also hear about a disastrous night’s sleep thanks to Abbey’s beloved Calm app, as Peter reveals how a relaxing meditation voice actually leaves him wide awake. From there, things spiral into bedtime chaos after the pair fall asleep watching TV and wake up to a completely different (and slightly traumatic) show.


    The conversation turns more heartfelt as they discuss Mother’s Day, expectations around appreciation, and whether love should be shown every day rather than saved for special occasions. Plus, they open up about the realities of parenting—juggling kids of different ages, losing their weekends, and finding ways to keep the whole family entertained.


    Later in the episode, Abbey plans Peter’s ultimate dream day—from luxury holidays to golf and unrealistic travel plans—before things take a hilarious turn in the kitchen as they argue over how to properly make a jacket potato.


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    00:00 Introduction

    01:45 Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” – “You Can’t Say No”

    04:10 Easter Trip Chaos & The New Puppy

    06:40 “This Ruined My Sleep” – Calm App Disaster

    08:40 Falling Asleep To TV Gone Wrong

    12:15 Mother’s Day Debate – Are These Days Overrated?

    14:45 Parenting Reality – Weekends Aren’t Ours

    16:45 One-on-One Time With Kids

    18:40 Holiday Arguments & Relationship Dynamics

    19:50 Peter’s Dream Day Planned

    24:00 Food Preferences & Relationship Compromises

    27:15 Jacket Potato Cooking Debate


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    40 mins
  • “That Crossed The Line” This Message Changes Everything | Ask Me Anything!
    Apr 16 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Gaz are back answering your dilemmas and things get very real, very quickly.


    The gang react to a shocking message between a boyfriend and his coworker that has Abbey firmly calling it out as cheating, while Pete questions whether there’s any grey area at all. It sparks a heated debate on boundaries, flirting and when it’s time to walk away.


    We also hear an incredible proposal story involving a surprise appearance in Rio that feels straight out of a film, before Abbey and Pete share their honest advice on weddings, relationships and what actually matters after years together.


    Elsewhere, there’s plenty of chaos as the team unpack “icks,” awkward public fails, and the moments that can instantly change how you see your partner. From heroic saves to total disasters, it’s safe to say not everyone comes out looking good…


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    00:00 Introduction

    02:30 Packing Chaos

    06:15 Coworker Message Drama

    08:00 “That’s Cheating” Debate

    11:30 Surprise Rio Proposal

    14:20 Wedding Advice

    17:30 Grindr Dilemma

    20:30 Cheating vs Identity

    22:00 Public “Ick” Moment

    24:00 Hero vs Fail

    27:00 The “Ick” Debate

    30:00 Final Thoughts


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    32 mins
  • NearlyWeds Hosts Molly & Tom Admit Hosting A Podcast Is A “Completely Different” Game
    Apr 14 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re joined by Love Island All Stars winners Molly and Tom, who are swapping villa life for the podcast world as the new hosts of the NearlyWeds podcast.


    We dive into what it’s really like going from reality TV to hosting your own show, with Molly and Tom admitting that podcasting is a “whole different ballgame” and has actually forced them to sit down, communicate and properly plan their wedding (whether Tom likes it or not…).


    The pair open up on life after Love Island, why real life is the true test of a relationship, and how moving in together immediately might not be as crazy as it sounds. Plus, we get into the chaos of wedding planning, from emotional dress shopping to guest list dilemmas and everything in between.


    Elsewhere, Abbey and Pete are back with their usual madness, from early morning conspiracy theories and nuclear bunker debates to listener dilemmas and some questionable workplace nicknames.


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    00:00 Introduction

    02:00 Morning Anxiety & Bunker Talk

    05:30 Life Perspective & COVID Reflections

    07:15 Listener Nicknames

    09:20 Parenting Dilemma

    12:20 Molly & Tom Join The Show

    14:30 Starting Their Podcast

    17:00 Love Island Journey

    18:45 Life After The Show

    21:00 Football vs Fame

    23:30 Public Pressure

    24:50 Relationship Advice

    26:00 Proposal Story

    28:00 Wedding Planning Chaos


    To contact us:

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    53 mins
  • Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch Debate Body Count – “You Don’t Need To Know”
    Apr 9 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full blown Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter dive head first into your dilemmas, debates and downright chaotic questions. From friendship group fallouts over whether partners should be allowed on girls trips, to the awkward truth about reading your partner’s private messages, nothing is off limits.


    The pair also tackle the ultimate relationship grey areas including whether “body count” conversations are ever a good idea (spoiler: they’re not), and why some things are better left unsaid. Plus, we get a hilarious breakdown of the biggest “icks” that instantly kill attraction — from oversized gin glasses to questionable fashion choices.


    There’s also a surprisingly passionate debate about old-school names dying out (RIP Gary), Abbey’s brutal take on men who can’t do keepy ups, and Peter setting a bold challenge to turn Abby into a football freestyler in just two weeks.


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    00:00 Introduction

    01:30 “Ask Me Anything” Begins

    03:00 Are We Losing “Garys”?

    05:00 Girls Trip Drama – Can Partners Come?

    07:00 Funniest People & Why Humor Matters

    10:00 Would You Read Your Partner’s Messages?

    12:00 Keepy Uppy Icks & Football Challenge

    15:00 Ultimate Relationship Icks

    18:00 Body Count Debate – Should You Ask?

    21:30 Final Thoughts & Outro


    To contact us:

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    22 mins