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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Summary

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Therapy Crouch
Parenting & Families Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • You Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL
    May 5 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food cravings to the strange “punishment” dynamic that can creep into relationships after having a bit too much fun.


    Things quickly spiral into one of the funniest and most chaotic ick discussions yet – including a barber chair moment that might just be the greatest ick of all time. The team also tackle your dilemmas, from navigating life after a breakup to whether giving your ex money after winning the lottery makes you a terrible person… or just a decent human being.


    Plus, in Am I The A**hole, things get heated as the group debate workplace drama, relationship boundaries and the fine line between banter and going too far.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 Introduction / Hangover Fallout

    01:42 Service Station Food & Matcha Rant

    04:04 Bovril, Football & Stadium Rules

    06:28 Random Chat & Set-Up

    07:05 You Had Fun? Now You’re Punished

    10:15 Listener Messages Begin

    10:46 Barber Chair Story (All-Time Moment)

    13:40 “That’s What I Do” & Tangents

    16:22 Agony Ab: Newly Single Advice

    19:50 Transition / Segment Change

    20:00 Am I The A**hole Returns

    20:31 Lottery Win & Ex-Wife Drama

    23:50 Debate: Is He In The Wrong?

    25:45 “Tig Bitties” Story

    28:15 Naming Kids & Inappropriate Jokes

    28:20 Workplace Drama: Slim vs Chunky

    32:00 Body Comments Debate

    34:30 Escalation / Final Thoughts on Topic


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

    @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    48 mins
  • Abbey and Peter Reveal Why Food Abroad Tastes Better | Ask Me Anything!
    Apr 30 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal Series continues with another chaotic Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter answer your questions and accidentally reveal some huge family plans.


    The couple open up about deciding to move house after ten years, why they’re ready for a fresh chapter, and Abbey’s dream of more land, animals, growing vegetables and creating the ultimate family home. Peter also gives his honest take on Abbey wanting what sounds suspiciously like a private compound.


    Elsewhere, the pair discuss dream homes, luxury interiors, tattoos, terrible cooking disasters and why men simply cannot resist touching things as they walk past them.


    There’s also a touching message from a listener whose week was made easier during a difficult hospital stay thanks to the podcast.


    Expect laughs, honesty, relationship chaos and classic Therapy Crouch energy throughout.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 Introduction

    00:45 Easter Bunny Chaos

    03:10 We’re Moving House

    04:30 Abbey’s Compound Plan

    06:00 Why Food Tastes Better Abroad

    09:00 Cooking Disaster Stories

    13:00 Tattoos Debate

    16:20 Dream Home Must-Haves

    18:35 Emotional Listener Message


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    20 mins
  • Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!
    Apr 28 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for part two of their sunny getaway, but there’s no peace and quiet in sight. Abbey wastes no time exposing Peter for turning the family holiday into a full-blown sports tour, with golf, paddle, football and post-match beers all somehow making the itinerary ahead of family time. Peter, naturally, insists it’s all part of his passion for sport.


    The couple then get into a surprisingly honest and hilarious debate about why football brings men together so easily, and whether women have anything that creates the same kind of instant bond. Peter reflects on his emotional return to Liverpool for the Legends match and why sport has always been his escape, while Abbey explains exactly why golf sends her over the edge.

    Later on, things descend into total chaos with a Portugal-themed quiz involving capitals, custard tarts and some wildly confident wrong answers. Sunshine, arguments, emotional moments and complete nonsense… just another day on The Therapy Crouch.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    Plus, more holiday dilemmas, in this episode Abbey and Pete welcome back listeners Lana and Jeanette, to help them plan their TUI holiday. Booking T&Cs apply. ATOL and ABTA protected.

    https://www.tui.co.uk/



    00:00 Introduction

    03:00 Peter’s Injury & Competitive Nature

    08:40 Why Liverpool Means So Much

    14:03 Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Holiday Behaviour

    16:25 Why Men Bond Over Football

    27:21 Abbey vs Peter On Golf

    30:43 Sport & Mental Health

    32:18 “Look… It’s Dusk” Chaos

    45:14 The Portugal Quiz Begins

    51:00 Capitals Challenge Meltdown

    54:58 Outro


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    55 mins
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A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

Funny, honest and relatable

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The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

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I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

Love it!!

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Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

Absolutely brilliant

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Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

Light hearted and real!

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