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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Therapy Crouch
Parenting & Families Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • “Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend!
    Sep 17 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas!


    In this week’s listener questions, a listener is left spiralling after her boyfriend muttered "I love you" for the first time completely asleep in bed, sparking a fierce debate between Pete and Abbey on whether unconscious confessions count, saying the L-word on Day Three, and Abbey's unromantic text blunder: "I love you" VS "I'm at the gate!"


    Plus, Pete and Abbey continue the debate whether getting older means all the "firsts" in life are done, Abbey claims her crown as the household kissing expert, and the guys react in absolute horror to the viral "Up The Fulham" audio craze!


    Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true


    00:00 Introduction & Barn Shenanigans

    01:15 No-Kid Weddings & Jack’s Phil Foden Haircut

    05:52 Listener AMA: He Said "I Love You" In His Sleep!

    07:05 Public Proposals & Pete’s Candlelit Ibiza Story

    11:00 Pete’s Romantic Text vs Abbey’s "I’m At The Gate"

    13:10 Saying The L-Word Too Soon & Reality TV Love

    15:50 Are All The Good "Firsts" In Life Over At 40?

    21:10 Who Is The Real Kissing Expert?

    21:50 The Viral "Up The Fulham" Bedroom Audio Reaction


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    25 mins
  • “The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!
    Sep 15 2026

    In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare.


    Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between a normal rough patch and the end of the road, and what it takes to rebuild your life after divorce!


    Warning: This episode discusses mental health and suicide.


    Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true


    00:00 Introduction & Bizarre Divorce Facts

    06:13 Introducing Kate Daly & What Is Amicable?

    11:15 Talking Money & Abbey on Dating a Footballer

    17:50 Common-Law Myths & High-Stakes Divorce Stories

    24:15 Prenups, Postnups & Fixing the Legal System

    31:18 Taking the Legal Establishment to Court

    38:21 Child Custody & Shared Parenting Realities

    43:17 Pete & Abbey Take the Relationship Quiz

    52:23 21 Years Together & Destigmatizing Divorce



    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • “You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama
    Sep 10 2026

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard!


    In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward household blunder when adult toys end up in the general admin "man drawer" right next to the Sellotape and spare batteries, prompting Abbey to share her own mortifying car charger mix-up in front of her brother John. Another listener writes in with an unhinged wedding dilemma after a bride’s ex-boyfriend shows up uninvited and sits quietly at the back of the church!


    Plus, Pete gets the green light for his dream backyard golf hole, Abbey’s pre-wedding frantic rush, and the ultimate morning school run debate over who deserves a medal!


    Submit your AMA’s here!

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true


    00:00 Introduction & Gaz's Villa Holiday in Spain

    01:40 Abbey’s House Move Chaos & Getting Locked Out

    03:17 The Best Facial & Face Gym Debate

    05:50 Pete Critiques Driving & Abbey's 12-Point Turn

    06:49 Pete’s "Bang On Trend" Podcast Idea

    08:19 Listener Dilemma: Toys in the Man Drawer

    09:54 Abbey's Car Lighter / Key Drawer Mix-up

    12:05 Pete’s Brand New Knee-High Socks

    13:58 Sister's Wedding Prep: Suit Mule & Pina Coladas

    14:48 Impromptu Weekly Wine: Pete vs. Abbey on "So Much To Do"

    18:00 Renovation Talk: Bathrooms for Christmas & Dressing Rooms

    20:05 Pete’s Garden Golf Course Continued

    22:46 Wedding Dilemma: The Ex Shows Up Uninvited


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    26 mins
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A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

Funny, honest and relatable

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The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

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Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

Absolutely brilliant

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I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

Love it!!

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Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

Light hearted and real!

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