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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Therapy Crouch
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Episodes
  • Is This Cheating? Liking Bikini Pics, Group Chat ‘Banter’ & Phone Snooping
    Feb 25 2026

    On today’s Ask Us Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross dive head-first into your juiciest dilemmas – and this one gets heated.


    We hear from a newlywed struggling with intimacy after anxiety medication kills his wife’s sex drive, sparking an honest conversation about desire, frustration and when it’s time to get professional help.


    Then things really kick off as Abbey reacts to a listener who went through her partner’s phone and found bikini pics, pub messages and lads’ group chat behaviour that crosses the line. Is it just “boys’ banter”… or is it borderline cheating?


    From trust, boundaries and when sorry just isn’t enough, to iconic football songs and questionable swimming chat, this episode has everything.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below.


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit



    00:00 – Intro, ropey voices & “bleed Therapy Crouch”

    01:20 – Cameras down throats & medical horror stories

    02:00 – Nicknames chat begins (Matalan, Motion Sensor Light, Curly Whirly)

    04:16Agony Ab 1: Newlyweds, anxiety meds & no sex

    06:20 – “Turbo vs handbrake” & fantasy conversation gets awkward

    07:40 – Why fantasising about people you know is dangerous

    09:12 – GP advice & “above our pay grade” moment

    10:14YNWA vs Delilah – which song hits harder?

    12:05Agony Ab 2: Went through his phone… found bikini pics

    13:25 – Pub messages, group chats & “men need to grow up”

    14:19 – “That’s borderline cheating” & breaking trust

    15:49 – When sorry isn’t enough & healing takes time

    16:42 – Final verdict: dump him or set hard boundaries

    17:00 – Hot toddy, swimming & gun show jokes

    18:12 – Outro


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

    @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    18 mins
  • HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!
    Feb 24 2026

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    49 mins
  • Peter Crouch: I Hit A 10-Year-Old In The Face… And She Still Has Nightmares
    Feb 19 2026

    On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are diving headfirst into your dilemmas — and nothing is off limits.


    From a gym co-owner who’s fed up of being mistaken for “the boss’s wife”, to a couple navigating pregnancy hormones after IVF, Abbey and Pete don’t hold back with their honest (and slightly chaotic) advice.


    We get into the great boyfriend-at-50 debate, whether you’re ever too old for labels, and Abbey reveals why she’d never walk down the aisle again. There’s also a conversation about mismatched sex drives during pregnancy that gets very real… very quickly.


    And in possibly the most Therapy Crouch segment ever, the team tackle the “Bumfluff Epidemic” — should men be manscaping their backsides in 2026?

    Plus, Peter issues a public apology to a listener’s daughter after accidentally smashing a football into her face at Stamford Bridge.


    Submit your AMA's by hitting the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab for the next episode — hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 – Ask Me Anything kicks off: gym life, paddle obsession & glow-ups

    02:32 – The “Co-Owner” dilemma: why no one takes her seriously

    04:19 – Abbey’s Christmas confession: “Thanks Dad”… for nothing

    06:06 – Drop the “Co” — become THE Owner

    07:24 – Lord Sugar memo story: demand the title

    09:02 – IVF pregnancy & mismatched sex drives

    10:57 – “It’s like the baby’s in the room”

    12:03 – Curry, sex & inducing labour myths

    14:16 – Are you too old to say “boyfriend”?

    15:59 – “I would never get married again”

    17:23 – The Bumfluff Epidemic begins

    24:01 – Peter hits a 10-year-old in the face — heartfelt apology


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/

    @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

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    27 mins
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A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

Funny, honest and relatable

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The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

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Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

Absolutely brilliant

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I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

Love it!!

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Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

Light hearted and real!

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