The Blind Rage Podcast kicks off Shitty Remakes Month with A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (2010), a lifeless reboot that somehow manages to make dreams boring. Gone is the dark humor, the surreal energy, and the iconic menace of Robert Englund. In their place: a washed-out color palette, joyless exposition, and a Freddy who sounds like he needs a throat lozenge more than revenge. It’s not scary, it’s not clever—it’s just tired.

The Blind Rage Podcast is celebrating Australia Day with one of the worst horror movies the Land Down Under ever produced: HOUSEBOAT HORROR (1989). Shot on video and seemingly edited with a butter knife, this sun-soaked slasher follows a group of “musicians” and their entourage as they head to a remote lake to film a music video. What they find instead is an off-camera killer who makes quick work of the cast, the crew, and any shred of production value. With performances that redefine the word “wooden” and dialogue so flat it could double as a cutting board, HOUSEBOAT HORROR has been called everything from “the worst Australian film ever made” to “a masterpiece of accidental comedy.” And honestly, both might be true.

Are you ready to be scared? The Blind Rage Podcast flips off the lights and locks the door for AFTER MIDNIGHT (1989), a twisted anthology that studies fear the hard way. A smug psychology professor turns his classroom into a proving ground for terror, unraveling three stories that creep from romance to nightmare, from roadside tension to blood-soaked survival, and from the safety of a phone line to something far worse. When fiction bleeds into reality, no one makes it to dawn unscarred.

The Blind Rage Podcast tackles SLEEPWALKERS (1992), Stephen King’s twisted suburban horror about a mother and son who feed on life force and hide their true, monstrous forms behind polite smiles and a spotless facade. When they arrive in a quiet Indiana town, their deception quickly unravels, unleashing a spree of telekinetic carnage, shape-shifting terror, and some very angry cats. Equal parts disturbing, campy, and unapologetically strange, this is early ’90s horror at its most unhinged.

Things get intimate, messy, and mildly anemic on the latest episode of The Blind Rage Podcast. When Celia answers an ad for a room, she thinks she’s found the perfect setup. Low rent, quiet house, laid-back landlord. But she quickly learns the arrangement comes with strings... and razors. BLOODTHIRSTY (1999) is a slow-burn erotic thriller about a dangerous bond that forms between two women through a shared ritual of blood-drinking. As the dynamic shifts, what begins as a reluctant agreement turns into a craving neither one of them can control. Narrated by scream queen icon JULIE STRAIN, this twisted story explores addiction, obsession, and the fine line between intimacy and dependency.

The Blind Rage Podcast sinks its fangs into the blood-soaked chaos of FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996), where a pair of fugitive brothers, a faithless preacher, and his unsuspecting family make a pit stop at a strip club from hell—literally. What begins as a tense crime thriller explodes into a frenzied vampire massacre drenched in tequila, neon, and arterial spray. Directed by Robert Rodriguez from Quentin Tarantino’s script, it’s the cinematic equivalent of a double shot of whiskey followed by a stake through the heart.

It’s beginning to look a lot like trauma... In SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984), one very unlucky kid witnesses the brutal murder of his parents by a man in a Santa suit. Flash forward a few years, and he’s trying his best to blend into society—until a little holiday pressure causes him to snap harder than a candy cane in a toddler’s grip. Now he’s doling out presents with an axe and checking his naughty list with homicidal glee. Join us as we unwrap the sleazy seasonal slasher that made PTA moms everywhere foam at the mouth. From orphanage beatings to topless antler impalings, The Blind Rage Podcast is making spirits bright the only way we know how: through blood, banter, and bitter laughter.

In SINISTER (2012), a true crime writer uproots his family to move into a house with a violent past—without telling them why. What he finds in the attic is a box of home movies that are anything but ordinary… and watching them may have deadly consequences. On The Blind Rage Podcast, we're unpacking the eerie atmosphere, the unforgettable imagery, and the slow spiral into madness in this chilling entry from director Scott Derrickson.