Stories about an over-the-hill porn star who breaks his penis and has to live life in the normal world.

Comic James Whittingham introduces you to his new storytelling podcast about a former porn star.

Porn icon and minor celebrity Jerry Balls is know for his giant testicles. After 30 years in the biz Jerry breaks his penis and has to navigate the universe where normal people live.

A comedy fiction podcast written and narrated by James.

Wealthy matriarch Gretchen Hill suspects pornography is being filmed in the mansion next door.

Gretchen has long-worried about pornographers moving into her neighborhood so when she sees busty, tanned young women in bikinis in the vacant home next door, her heart races.

She'd read an article in Vanity Fair that convinced her the place was crawling with greasy men with moustaches and sex viruses.

In fact, the Valley had been home to film crews producing pornographic material ever since the nineteen-seventies.

She leaves home in just her bathrobe intending to confront the pornographers next door.

Gretchen intends to confront pornographers filming next door in her gated community.

When she does she has a panic attack and is stuck for several minutes in a very odd situation involving a fine dining table, a cooked turkey and lots of flesh.

A worker mistakes her for a GILF which further mortifies her.

Jerry Balls, an over-the-hill adult film star, falls asleep on the job causing him to break his penis. He's rushed to the hospital for surgery where he meets many people who want to get a look at his injury. His manager Marty pops by to try to sort things out with the doctor. Marty and the doctor agree, people are not eating enough fiber.

When Taylor Swift retweets a story about Jerry's broken penis the Internet blows up and there's no where for Jerry to hide except under a palm tree at the beach.

For the first three days after the hospital Jerry stays in bed eating frozen cake. His temporary roommate flees but he gathers the will to go to the local taco stand. There he gains strength but realizing something is amiss with the world since he's been in hiding.

A trip to the beach in Los Angeles proves the world has gone nuts over Jerry Breaking his penis. His manager Marty is called to rescue Jerry from the cameras in the sky.

Jerry arrives to meet his porn agent Marty only to be met by Marsha, a publicist who fixes problems for elites. She comes up with a plan to shape Jerry's precarious image. First she sends Taylor Swift a kitten to thank her for the attention she brought Jerry. Then Jerry goes on CNN to talk to Anderson Cooper while pretending to be something he isn't.

This is a comedy story-telling podcast about an over-the-hill porn star who breaks his penis and must navigate life in the real world. Written and told by James Whittingham.

Contact James on twitter: @jewhittingham

or by email: sneezeshow@gmail.com

Checkout his other podcasts: Sneeze! and The Clean Energy Show.