Episodes

  • The biggest CAP REVELATION EVER
    Feb 23 2026
    Yes please! Gather round par pals, we go again. Today: SWEATY TOM FINALLY WASHES HIS CAPS WHAT'S WEIRD IN YOUR LOCKER? and TOM'S COAT MAKES A FARTY NOISE All this A-grade content and MORE heading your way. Enjoy! See you at the live event, yeah? Toms x - Email - thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠ ⁠Youtube⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Tour - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    35 mins
  • A listener email makes us CRY
    Feb 19 2026
    So, Thursday means it is EMAIL TIME for the lads at GIRML, they delve deep into outlook inbox and come up sucking tees. In today's episode - is Price sponsored by Trevose, the GIRML editors get an ear full, we review the PGA Tour app and a letter from a listener makes the boys cry. It's another game packed ep of golf based lols. - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    32 mins
  • Have we discovered the BEST VALUE WEDGES EVER?
    Feb 16 2026
    Alright Par Pals? Anyone fancy a conversational stroll through the worst game ever invented? You DO? Oh well that's good news. You're in the right place. On today's show: TOM TALKS TO A MAN ABOUT WEDGES TOM GETS CROSS ABOUT HOLIDAY GOLF TOM WATCHES TGL and TOM IS STARTING TO LIKE PATRICK REED All this and more heading to your ears (and eyes, hello YouTube) NOW All the best Toms x thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠ ⁠Youtube⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    35 mins
  • The DEFINITIVE checklist for becoming a MEMBER
    Feb 12 2026
    Goodness me Thursday rolls around quick, the lads are back this week pulling apart winter golf and the issues with mats, as well as discussing the AGE OLD question of ... given unlimited time and lessons, how long till we got down to scratch. Also, it's Thurs so email corner time!! - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    32 mins
  • We might have the BEST putting advice for you. Maybe.
    Feb 9 2026
    Hello Par Pals! Welcome to another bit of golf guff from two men called Tom. On the show today: TOM LIKES PUTTING WHEN THERE'S NO PRESSURE TOM DOESN'T LIKE GOING TO A RANGE TOM DECIDES HE LIKES PATRICK REED and TOM WORKS OUT RORY IS BETTER THAN HIM ALL this and more heading to YOUR ears NOW See you Thursday! Toms x thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠ ⁠Youtube⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    33 mins
  • In defence of... slow play!
    Feb 5 2026
    It is an email we never thought we get, one of you lot reaching out asking for golf to take LONGER and be SLOWED DOWN. The weirdest thing about it all, we potentially do not disagree. So, there is that on today's episode as well as: Green falling in love with lessons, Price telling his Gary Player story again and we EMPTY(ish) the inbox! - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    38 mins
  • We find THE KEY to YOUR golf in 2026
    Feb 2 2026
    Hiya Par Pals This time: Tom decides he's going to get good at driving Tom wants to grind Tom isn't interested in ex-footballers playing golf Tom has decided he's going to join a RIDICULOUS course All this and more on the show today Don't forget to join our Discord and buy some tickets to our tour, yeah? Cheers and see you Thursday! Toms thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠Discord ⁠ ⁠Tik Tok⁠ ⁠Youtube⁠ ⁠Merch⁠ Tour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    33 mins
  • The world's MOST EXPENSIVE clubhouse
    Jan 29 2026
    BIG QUESTION to start the podcast, how often should you be replacing your wedges... TG thinks potentially once a season. Why? Because he has fallen in LOVE with the PING S259S that give ultimate spin. Also on today's podcast - we discover the world's most expensive golf breakfast, discuss lag putting breakthroughs, Belfry visits and courses with handicap limits - Email: thetoms@golfisruiningmylife.co.uk ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tour⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tik Tok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - New episodes every Monday & Thursday!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    34 mins