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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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 Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.Copyright Do Not Scratch Your Eyes Football (Soccer)
Episodes
  • OPPOSITION VIEW - MILLWALL (HOME)

    OPPOSITION VIEW - MILLWALL (HOME)
    Jan 13 2026
    We chat with chaps!! Chris joins us to discuss all things Lions and especially Darius Henderson and the lack of alcohol in the away end at Watford!! Plus we preview the scores and try to to work out if any humans can beat inanimate object score predictions and Brett throws his dice off a balcony!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler Stephen Atkinson John Myers Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara Jim Cuthbert Peter Birch John Myers Richard Pyne Vydra Deeney!!! & PDF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    31 mins
  • Frozen - Slippery when convenient!

    Frozen - Slippery when convenient!
    Jan 4 2026
    Yes we let people have a rant and some revelations came forth (as they often seem to) after a shambolic postponement 15 minutes before kick off away at Hull City!!! Suggestions of skulduggery and slippery goings on are by no means a reflection of the City supporters many of whom will have travelled great distances to be there - but someone should have a lot of explaining to do! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler Stephen Atkinson John Myers Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara Jim Cuthbert Peter Birch John Myers Richard Pyne Vydra Deeney!!! & PDF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    59 mins
  • POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 3-0 BCFC

    POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 3-0 BCFC
    Jan 2 2026
    Hear the rest of the fan reaction and Pete goes through the statements in full from the Chairman and the owner respectively plus reviews and limericks after an excellent showing at Vicarage Road. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler Stephen Atkinson John Myers Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara Jim Cuthbert Peter Birch John Myers Richard Pyne Vydra Deeney!!! & PDF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr
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