The Garbage Man Wants Your Pussy • Krispy Kreme Cunnilingus • Concert Seat Catastrophes Today’s episode begins with Tim pulling back the curtain on one of Tainted Broth’s most beloved songs. You’ll hear the hilariously awful “human demo” that eventually became A Whole Raw Load, proving that sometimes artificial intelligence really is smarter than the […]

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Episode Summary Note: This is a re-upload to fix the Pervert Marriage song audio Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos […]

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Episode Summary Monday’s show is an unholy Pride Month sendoff stuffed with gooners, foot fetish repentance, Katie Souza’s alien gynecology saga, and a racist livestream goblin getting outed for allegedly cozying up to a trans woman. Classy? No. Entertaining? Unfortunately, yes. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates The Lord taketh away the toe […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s show is a lovely descent into dead fridge rats, remote telepathic pussy maintenance, bargain-bin podcasting, and a woman who tried to smuggle a full bottle of Pinot Grigio inside her own personal wine cellar. In other words, we’re ending the week strong. Opening Chaos […]

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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up phone-based paranoia, a fresh crop of internet-brained lunatics, an Arby’s herpes lawsuit, and a Walmart scream-fight powered almost entirely by racial tension and cat-piss accusations. Basically, another nutritious breakfast from Distorted View Daily. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates Opening Chaos ️ Distorted News Arby’s has the meats, and […]

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Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with a full-blown meltdown over checkers, detours into the feces-slicked world of Rachel Gerster, then barrels through a wildly inappropriate French class, a bloody pickleball assault, and a few listener calls to cleanse the palate with fresh stupidity. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Rachel Gerster and […]

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Episode Summary Friday’s show lurches from Sandy Kane’s ancient, flopping public-access nudity to a naked VR hypnotist who used to bang animals, with stops at a peeling Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, sovereign-citizen courtroom gibberish, racist parking-lot shrieking, and a Texas cop who somehow turned poop misconduct into a promotion. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates […]

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Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a lovely little sewer pipe of bathroom panic, preachy anatomy songs, deranged asexual twins, pregnant fast-food violence, and ice cream-shop Yelp warfare. Basically, everyone is losing their mind in a slightly different accent. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Panic in the Restroom Ongoing Freaks and Pride Month Nonsense Public Freakouts and […]

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