Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An elderly woman narrates a breathtaking green bowel movement, Tim enters the luxury world of pus-and-decay perfume, Booty protects his irresistible meat tits, and a Florida bedtime fart allegedly becomes a felony. Grandma’s Green Colon Cleanse An elderly woman delivers a vivid review of the […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak? Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An encore episode stuffed with domestic Google abuse, Tim’s blistering hatred for Dhar Mann, a drunken mall slap-fight performance piece, senile fence-destroying chaos, a suitcase murder, toe-sucking hospital filth, and an elderly woman weaponizing a parrot against her neighbors. In other words, a very relaxing […]

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Episode Summary A fake 9/11 tearjerker gets dragged into the light, Meade serenades a 16-year-old before receiving absolute silence, Florida men weaponize beef sticks, Florida woman deploys a poop bucket, and one caller forces Tim to calculate whether a human can ejaculate one million times. The Timmy Boo 9/11 Truth Squad Meade’s National Tragedy Collection […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A spaghetti anthem inspires an AI-powered Meade tribute, porn hypnosis reaches new levels of digital brain rot, a loudmouth streamer receives instant sidewalk karma, remote workers face invasive surveillance, and the news delivers blind drunk driving, convention-week Grindr rumors and a catastrophically misguided cow-dung remedy. […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary A confused New Yorker mistakes a 9/11 drone tribute for demonic shape-shifting, the Prescription Lady inherits Cheryl Murkowski’s prolapse anthem, Galileo demands more rights for predators, and a bowel-challenged athlete leaves her mark on competitive fitness. Caldeciville’s Community Calendar Winter booster shots arrive for the […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Sagittarius Shawty loses a client, abandons sobriety, skips the condom and collapses her professional-grade sex bed; a land surveyor weaponizes “5G” against a conspiracy Karen; and a nine-year-old allegedly transforms twenty dollars of YouTube advertising into a six-figure corporate expense. Chocolate Milk Street Warfare Tim’s […]

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