Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary An elderly woman narrates a breathtaking green bowel movement, Tim enters the luxury world of pus-and-decay perfume, Booty protects his irresistible meat tits, and a Florida bedtime fart allegedly becomes a felony. Grandma’s Green Colon Cleanse An elderly woman delivers a vivid review of the […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Today’s show wanders through fake sandworms in children’s stomachs, a man airing out his ass with a vacuum hose, a preacher comparing humanity to tampons, and an Ohio sheriff looking like he got pickled at the county fair. Just a nice, wholesome Wednesday on Distorted […]

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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim returns from a routine physical looking like a bloodless, vaccine-filled cartoon character. He also celebrates learning that he can skip the colonoscopy and simply mail away a box of his own filth. What could possibly leak? Today’s show is dedicated to Brooke’s […]

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