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Fear inducing tales of energy wastage, a new superhero attends a wedding and ONE bus story.

Do you go three boils per cup? Does Angry Jesus have your vote?

This month on Dad Pants in this, our year of the Dad Crank: the Sunday Scaries, bit of mow and pool chat, Time Facts, a bum-friendly deal and much more!

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A Positive Podcast

Shit Happy™️ – a feel-good podcast AND a new word: a noun meaning ‘stirring shitshows into something good’.

Hosted by Toni Powell (ABC’s Australian Story, 15M+ Goalcast views), Shit Happy™️ is where resilience meets real talk.

Each week, Toni’s guests share deeply human, uplifting — and often hilarious — stories of how they’ve navigated life’s messiest moments. They offer hard-won wisdom on mental health, mindset, burnout, relationships, anxiety, and bouncing back when life blindsides you.

Toni is a recovering misery addict turned happiness hacker whose storytelling and science-backed tools have helped millions shift their mindset and find joy, even in the midst of disaster and difficulty.

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Dad gripes abounds, more nicknames for Stu's son Dylan, a new Dad Commandment, the somewhat misnamed Matt's Health Corner, an actual question for the Pants Panel and Real Dad Time chat that is not for those with weak constitutions.

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A lot of pee and poo talk in here. A LOT.

2026 - the year we officially became old cranky bastards.

Ben, Matt, Rich and Stu go through their Xmas experiences. There are laughs, there is heartache, there is crank, there is complaining, there are tangents and maybe, just maybe, a lesson or two is learnt.

Enjoyed these whinges? You can hear Stu and others whinging on the WFT podcast!

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7 or 8 years ago, Matt invited Rich to help him come up with some answers to questions his then young daughters had put to him regarding the Saviour.

Includes some random non-sequiturs at the end!

Have you found your fat seam sweet spot?

We start off with Stu trying to get some consensus on an important matter,

Household cold wars, Wiggo asks if he needs to hand his Dad card in, new segments “Matt’s Health Corner”, "Mow Council" and “What’s Derek Up To Now?” and, of course, lots of ham chat.

Are you more likely to hide inside or follow the tree around? What time did you go to bed on Saturday night? What side do you have in the great Talk v Turd debate?

If the above sentences make no sense, it is probably because you haven’t listened to the episode yet, duuuh.

Also how to BOM a website refresh, don’t want no permanent tradies and much more!

Golf dads - listen up!

Pins & Aces is a Colorado-based golf brand making premium polos, head-covers, and gear that perform on the course and stand out everywhere else. Have a little looky-poo and see if anything takes your fancy.

If you buy something and use the code DPTIME, you get 21% off!

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