“My boyfriend’s back and he’s better than ever…” Chris and Ahmed reunite to recap the Simms QB Countdown and answer some #AskMeAnything questions. Who would Chris rather have right now, Drake London or Nico Collins? But first, we welcome the newest member of the Unbuttoned family…Cameron Rogers!

(0:00) We proudly present…Cameron Rogers!!! Who already has his dad’s style.
(6:20) News: Nick Herbig gets big contract
(11:10) Micah Parsons will miss the start of the season
(17:25) Drake London gets 4-year extension
(23:25) Rome Odunze’s eye-opening comments on his foot
(25:10) Russell Wilson retires
(29:50) QB Countdown: Which Draft Class quartet would Chris take for the future?
(35:15) Homies react to Chris’ Top 10
(36:20) QB #7 Justin Herbert…is he given too many excuses?
(39:25) QB #6 Caleb Williams…could he be #1 next year?
(45:05) QB #5 Matthew Stafford…should he have been Top 4?
(47:45) QB #4 Patrick Mahomes…do his accomplishments make him overrated or underrated?
(50:30) QB #3 Lamar Jackson & #2 Joe Burrow…what separates them?
(52:40) QB #1 Josh Allen…is he truly “unstoppable?”
(59:25) #AskMeAnything: Myles Garrett MVP? Super Kicker? And when is Chris gonna drop another song?

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The Simms 2026 QB Countdown concludes with THE FINAL FOUR! Where does Chris rank Patrick, Josh, Joe, and Lamar? But first, Simms & Stugotz dive into the blockbuster Myles Garrett & A.J. Brown trades…is an Aaron Donald return next?

(0:00) Chris recaps his visit with “old soul” Caleb Williams
(7:10) News: Myles Garrett blockbuster trade to Rams
(20:10) Could Aaron Donald return?
(26:05) A.J. Brown finally lands with Patriots
(34:15) Simms QB Countdown: It’s the Big Four once again
(37:30) QB #4 Patrick Mahomes
(42:20) QB #3 Lamar Jackson
(46:05) QB #2 Joe Burrow
(50:45) QB #1 Josh Allen
(57:55) Caleb Williams is the new Madden cover

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(0:00) Chris just can’t get away from the Jets fans
(9:10) News: Kyler Murray looks like clear leader over J.J. McCarthy
(13:30) Simms QB Countdown: #7 Justin Herbert
(20:30) QB #6 Caleb Williams
(29:15) QB #5 Matthew Stafford

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(0:00) We get a full history of the birth of the Simms QB Countdown
(7:00) Which Simms QB Countdown rank has gotten the most blowback?
(17:40) News: A.J. Brown trade watch
(20:10) Simms QB Countdown: Homies react to Sam Darnold, Jared Goff, Trevor Lawrence, & Dak Prescott
(29:50) QB #10 Baker Mayfield
(35:40) Simms has THREE QBs from the 2024 Draft in his Top 9…could it be the greatest QB class ever?
(42:45) QB #9 Jayden Daniels
(53:30) QB #8 Drake Maye

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(0:00) Papa Connor is “going out with a bang!”
(5:15) Homies comments: One of them launches a Chris story about meeting Madonna when he was WAY too young
(14:20) News: A.J. Brown isn’t at OTAs, and Jalen Hurts had an interesting quote about it
(17:45) J.J. McCarthy weighs in on the Vikings QB competition
(23:35) Daniel Jones is practicing
(26:00) Simms QB Countdown: Homies react to Brock Purdy, Bo Nix, & Jordan Love
(36:20) QB #14 Sam Darnold
(44:30) DraftKings NFC West odds
(48:15) QB #13 Jared Goff
(54:00) QB #12 Trevor Lawrence
(58:45) QB #11 Dak Prescott

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(0:00) Chris says what’s up to Connor…and isn’t faking it
(2:55) The homies weigh in on our Jaxson Dart conversation
(8:05) News: Bears QB Coach has some strong words for Caleb Williams
(11:05) Nico Collins gets revised contract from Texans
(17:40) Derwin James gets extension from Chargers
(22:20) Lamar Jackson back at OTAs
(23:25) Patrick Mahomes throwing at OTAs after ACL repair
(24:45) DraftKings: Comeback Player of the Year odds
(26:25) Simms QB Countdown: Homies react to Malik Willis, Jalen Hurts, Tyler Shough, & short QBs
(37:15) QB #18 Daniel Jones
(44:50) QB #17 Brock Purdy
(53:00) QB #16 Bo Nix
(59:45) QB #15 Jordan Love

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(0:00) Connor makes up for his terrible friend mistake
(6:45) Knicks: Where were Chris & Connor in 1999?
(11:50) Homie comments: Top 40 birds, Old school arms, and John Elway vs Aaron Rodgers
(20:40) News: Jaxson Dart’s “misstep” and what it means for the Giants locker room
(33:35) Giants extend GM Joe Schoen’s contract
(35:40) Rams & Matthew Stafford agree to 1-year extension
(40:45) Simms QB Countdown: Homies react to Tyler Shough, Aaron Rodgers, & Jameis Winston
(45:35) QB #24 Geno Smith
(48:45) QB #23 Cam Ward
(51:55) QB #22 Jaxson Dart
(57:05) QB #21 Jalen Hurts
(1:01:20) DraftKings: NFC East odds
(1:02:45) QB #20 C.J. Stroud
(1:09:00) QB #19 Malik Willis

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(0:00) Who are the angriest fan bases Chris has encountered?
(9:15) Mount Rushmore of All-Time Arms: Why didn’t Dan Marino make the cut?
(22:15) Aaron Rodgers will retire after this season
(27:35) Todd Monken wants to name his starting QB soon
(32:30) CeeDee Lamb wants the grass to stay after the World Cup
(35:55) Nolan Smith arrested for reckless driving
(40:00) QB Countdown: Homies have questions about Tanner McKee, Bryce Young, and Kyler Murray
(46:20) QB #28 Joe Flacco
(51:35) QB #27 Tyler Shough
(54:50) QB #26 Aaron Rodgers
(57:35) QB #25 Jacoby Brissett
(1:01:20) DraftKings: AFC North odds
(1:03:55) Thursday Trivia: Inspired by Josh Allen’s 30th birthday
(1:10:30) Best 30-year-old players for this season

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