Two episodes in two weeks!
This week's robot invention: a cuttlefish-shaped maintenance drone that has to navigate around a featureless alien sphere at a good fraction of light speed, localizing off pulsars alone. Stefan thinks four pulsars gets you within a couple of meters. Ilia brings up the Rayleigh limit, kilohertz flicker rates, and special and general relativity, and lands on the uncomfortable conclusion that the best positioning system for a ship on a known trajectory is a very good clock. Project Stargazer, obviously. Also: why every sci-fi ship where the stars visibly move is breaking the speed of light, and why localization stays unsolved even in the far future.
Then the main topic: the numbers behind Agility Robotics' Digit. Agility is SPACing off roughly $1.8M in 2025 revenue, with a prospectus that assumes hundreds of thousands of humanoids in warehouses where the hourly math doesn't beat a human on a bagel and a coffee. From there, a tour through the autonomous trucking SPACs (Aurora at ~1,400x revenue while burning about a billion a year, Kodiak, Plus, Embark, TuSimple) and how they actually turned out. Stefan explains why AI labs get infinite multiples until the moment they start selling something, why VCs writing $25M checks can't possibly be experts in the thing they're funding, and why a pre-product company pitching a TED talk out-raises one with customers.
Closing argument: if you're at a well-funded humanoid company and you don't open source key parts of what you build, you're kind of a dick. Most of these codebases will die with the company. Cruise gave us Foxglove. What will you leave behind?
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In Ep 65 of Automate It, Stefan and Ilia ask a deceptively simple question: how hard can it be to put a big red stop button on a robot?

But first, they play the Robot Invention Game and draw synthetic training data for offshore wind farms, which somehow turns into humanoid maintenance robots living inside wind turbines, six-armed monkeys that plug themselves into the walls for power, and the unfortunately named “Whirly Gig.”

Then, they dig into something slightly more consequential: robot safety. Ilia introduces the Open Source Safety Consortium and Polymath’s new open-source protective stop, designed to safely stop robots anywhere from 20 feet to 3,000 miles away. They get into why traditional e-stops break down for autonomous vehicles and humanoids, why a networked safety button is much harder than it sounds, the black channel principle, and why Polymath is open-sourcing not just the hardware and software, but the certification process itself.

Plus: why robots at trade shows with no off switch are terrifying, why safety should work more like encryption and Linux, and why there really is no excuse for an unstoppable robot when the fix can cost less than $200.

If you're into robotics, open source, safety systems, offshore wind farms, or just want to know why the emergency stop button is sometimes located directly inside the robot's kill zone, this one's for you.

In Ep 64 of Automate It, Stefan and Ilia are back after seven months in the trenches closing and delivering Polymath's biggest deal yet — and oh boy do they have thoughts.

But first, they play the robot invention game, dreaming up a dystopian HOA enforcement drone that patrols your neighborhood for shutter color violations, checks your grass height with lasers, and may or may not have a paintball gun attached. You're welcome, homeowners associations everywhere.

Then, the guys catch up on everything that's changed since October: why closing a company changing deal is harder than building the robots, what Claude Code actually is and isn't good for, and why the real industrial revolution (you know, the one Henry Ford started) never made it outdoors. Plus: why fake startups with great fundraising videos keep out-raising real ones, and what it would actually take to run a lights out facility.

If you're into robotics, startup war stories, dystopian surveillance tech, or just want to know why Stefan spent 60 hours building a calendaring tool, this one's for you.