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Watch Your Junk & Other Advice for Expectant Fathers

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Watch Your Junk & Other Advice for Expectant Fathers

By: Benjamin Wallace
Narrated by: Phil Thron
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Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby audiobooks ignore:

  • Why you shouldn't touch the wand in the sonogram room
  • The exact moment your opinion no longer counts
  • How friends and family will respond to the news
  • How TV and baby classes have lied to us
  • Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room
  • How to convert diapers into usable guilt
  • How to insure your child says your name first
  • And much, much more

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers includes a special twin version of fatherhood in the event that you are so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time.

Don't go into fatherhood unprepared; listen Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers today and know what to expect before it's too late.

©2012 Benjamin Wallace (P)2025 Benjamin Wallace
Fatherhood Parenting & Families Relationships Funny
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Written splendidly and has top-notch narration. Easily listened to it more than once with almost no time in between.

Amazing writing and narration

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