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This Quest Is Broken!

This Trilogy Is Broken, Book 1

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This Quest Is Broken!

By: J. P. Valentine
Narrated by: Andrew Tell
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About this listen

The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life's quest. Perhaps she'll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage. Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection.

Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread.

Wouldn’t that be ridiculous?

Eve can’t even begin to guess how or why she’s come by such an absurd life goal, nor how a level-one messenger girl is supposed to complete anything labeled as legendary, but at least she can be sure of one thing. No matter how many wolves or goblins attack, no matter how many speeding tickets she racks up, no matter how many bakeries spontaneously combust as she steps into town, one way or another, Eve is going to get that goddamned bread.

There just might be a few side quests along the way.

This book contains game elements, good jokes, bad jokes, worse jokes, and language strong enough to lift weights. Please enjoy.

©2021 Nixia Publishing LLC (P)2021 Nixia Publishing LLC Epic Epic Fantasy Fantasy Humorous Fiction Comedy Funny LitRPG Litrpg Comedy

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This is the single most fun pure PURE fun I have had with a book in my entire life!

It's not life changing, it's not deep!

But it's simplicity! Humor, attitude, relaxed atmosphere and chemistry between characters honestly... I am willing to pay someone a monthly little bit to just keep writing my this kind of relaxing lough out loud don't take myself serious fun stuff!!! I cried when it ended as I have never been able to find a hook thst just... Makes me smile and smirk and doesn't force me to think too much and allows me to just... Go into my happy place and go on this funny adventure with the heroes!

Absolutely PURE FUN!

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I really liked how the main character gradually builds a great chemistry amongst her other party members, which makes it truly saddening when one of the party members completes their "life quest", and I'm really excited to see where it goes from here after that ending.

incredible story

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It had great narrator, great concept but just fell flat half way through sadly. I won’t be buying book two. Real shame as it really did have some great promise.

Started strongly…..then fizzled out

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After finishing the series I think this was one of the better LitRPG series I ever read. These books consist of a nice blend of absurd humour, puns and epic adventures. The stats are not overdone and the world building is not half bad. There are a crazy number of unlikely accidents / fated encounters / and divine coincidences but these are integral part of the story rather than a poor excuse to move the plot forward. I would like to point out that some of the main cast are gay but its not the main focus of the story, romance takes a backseat in this adventure, and thankfully these books doesn't read like any kind of forced propaganda. While the story had a satisfying ending I wouldn't mind if the gang returned for few more adventures.

A well written LitRPG comedy

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The book was an enjoyable listen, even if the story is a bit predictable and one dimensional at times.

Nice if a bit predictable

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