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The Falcon's Malteser

Diamond Brothers, Book 1

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The Falcon's Malteser

By: Anthony Horowitz
Narrated by: Grace Nickolas
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About this listen

When the vertically challenged Johnny Naples entrusts Tim Diamond with a package worth over three million pounds, he’s making a big mistake. Tim Diamond is the worst detective in the world. Next day, Johnny’s dead, Tim feels the heat, and his smart younger brother, Nick, gets the package – and every crook in town on his back!

©1986, 1995 Anthony Horowitz (P)2014 Audible, Inc. Action & Adventure Mysteries Mystery & Suspense Fiction Funny Witty

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"Nonstop action and clever, deadpan humor." ( Booklist)
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I really enjoyed it BUT it is like a slapstick film fun but could not cope with too many. one is enough

one off

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we have listen about 25 times ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

so funny and addicting!!

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I loved the story it was well good frigin loved it big up Antony Horowitz 👊👊👊

Well good

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A fun book to listen to. Entertainingly read. Fast paced. Witty. I like the Diamond brothers.

A fun book

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A nice story, a good reader and all round good fun! Very enjoyable for all

good!

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