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Strange Days

Bill of the Dead, Book 1

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AT THE EDGE OF CHAOS, ONE GEEK STANDS TALL.

My name’s Bill Ryder. Five years ago, I helped banish magic and monsters to the shadows. I thought it was over, that I was finished with all that supernatural crap. Turns out I was dead wrong.

Now the impossible has happened. My goddaughter is conjuring fireballs, I’m seeing ghosts, and two vampires have shown up at my doorstep looking to kick my ass.

Seems a group of deranged wizards are hell-bent on reopening the doorway between worlds, once more unleashing unspeakable horrors upon humanity, and they think I hold the secret for how to make it happen.

Too bad stopping them will be easier said than done. I'm not a vampire anymore. I'm not anything! I'm just a normal guy living a normal life, facing a seriously abnormal problem. But I need to somehow find a way to end this madness, because otherwise shit's about to get surreal—again.

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Strange Days kicks off a thrilling new chapter of The Tome of Bill, the horror comedy series that's left readers hungering for more.

If you enjoy Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, then prepare to sink your teeth into the Bill of the Dead Saga!

Download Strange Days today and get ready to die laughing!

Content Warning: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and a buttload of swearing.

©2019 Rick Gualtieri (P)2026 Rick Gualtieri
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Loved it great performance love the new twist and cannot wait for the next, funny entertaining and a great story, so funny.

Love it can you please hurry up with the next one

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If you liked the original series, you'll like this too. Bill's back, crude and rude as always. All the old cast are back and ready to throw themselves into insanity again. Great stuff.

Another Winner

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I was devastated when I finished the bill the vampire series.. almost as good as the Skippy the Asshole sci fi books,. Anyway this was good well worth a listen..

love these books

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The book is very slow in setting up the story
if i had not engaged with the characters from the previous books i would of stopped listening
gets better when the action starts but did not leave me wanting more like the first series
hope the next one improves

Very slow start

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I read the first series of books and thought they were original, engaging and funny. Maybe it's the transition to Audible but I did not find this at all enjoyable. The characters on the periphery such as Tom and Dave were gratingly irritating. I won't be buying the next book in the series.

A disappointment

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