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Carnage À Trois

Bill of the Dead, Book 3

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Carnage À Trois

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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ONE GEEK VERSUS A LETHAL LOVE TRIANGLE.

My name’s Bill Ryder and, oddly enough, my lack of heartbeat is probably the least concerning thing in my life right now. My witch girlfriend has been marked for death by a vampire temptress who wants me for herself. With both sides spoiling for a fight, the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim.

While I’d love to help smooth things over, I’ve been way too distracted dealing with evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves. Worse, something massive has been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson – a titanic creature of biblical proportions that’s about to surface and go all kaiju on our asses.

With a tidal wave of chaos closing in, I'll need to choose between my friends, my feelings, and the fate of the world. Sadly, there's little hope of saving everyone I hold dear from the ancient terrors looking to punch all of humanity right in the moby dick.

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Join Bill Ryder in this hysterical vampire comedy that blends humor, horror, and stakes to the heart. If you enjoy Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, Domino Finn, or Shane Silvers, then you’ll want to sink your teeth into the thrilling world of Bill of the Dead today.

Don’t miss out on the laughter and adventure! Grab your copy now and immerse yourself in a supernatural rollercoaster ride that will leave you thirsting for more.

©2021 Rick Gualtieri (P)2024 Rick Gualtieri
Fantasy Fiction Horror Scary Geeky Witty Funny

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