What do you do when you really want to ship something to a friend on a faraway planet but the regular shuttle there doesn't leave for a while yet? You wait? Maybe that's what people who don't host a podcast do, but Dirk simply tries to find a pilot who can take care of the shipment ASAP. And what better place to find that pilot than in a leaky canteen in the middle of the desert?

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Chapters

00:00 - Preview

00:10 - Hello

00:35 - Introduction

01:19 - Space Port

08:44 - Listener Email from iPod Irene

09:50 - Outroduction

10:11 - Goodbye

Credits

Episode Art: Raisting Satellite Reception by Michael Misof

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

Well, we know where Simon is, but what's up with Dirk? You see, this week, neither of the hosts were actually there to record. Luckily, we can always count on Dirk's trusty Personal Assistant, Mr. Dobalina. He will bring you up to date, sneak in an opinion or two for the careful listener and, who would've thunk it, he'll read another poem too.

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Chapters

00:00 - Preview

00:05 - Hello

00:30 - Introduction

01:35 - Updates

02:39 - Mr. Jones

03:03 - Goodbye

Credits

Mr. Dobalina: Daniel by Apple

Poem: Mr. Jones by Counting Crows

Episode Art: Technology Control Panel Buttons by Thomas Wolter

Opening Theme: Mistadobalina by Del the Funky Homosapien

Closing Theme: Mr. Jones by Counting Crows

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

This episode experiences several problems. First of all, Simon is all the way across the universe. Second, Dirk isn't. Third, the fact that we have fast space travel apparently doesn't mean that we have fast intergalactic communication. Or any intergalactic communication for that matter. So, time for a monologue!

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Chapters

00:00 - Preview

00:10 - Hello

00:35 - Introduction

01:06 - Home Alone

06:01 - Listener Email from Haakon

07:45 - Outroduction

08:28 - Goodbye

Credits

Episode Art: Nature Landscape Background by Simon Berger

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk