Today we talk about… Hey, where's Simon going? Ah, never mind. Today we talk about the 21st century person whose email account we use to communicate with you all from here in the 23rd century. Yes, we talk about Michael Lasagna 5! We try to reconstruct his life by reading the emails that were actually intended for him rather than those intended for us. Think Marmite. Think Vinyl. Think Premium.

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Chapters

00:00 - Preview

00:20 - Hello

00:47 - Introduction

01:07 - Statuesque Cheese Bells

04:11 - All About Michael

07:46 - Sports Music

09:18 - Marmite

11:36 - Vinyl

12:57 - Passwords

13:54 - Holidays

15:31 - Premium

16:45 - Spam

20:11 - Plumber

21:47 - Suspicious

22:42 - Outroduction

23:21 - Goodbye

Credits

Episode Art: Record Player Vinyl Phonograph by Pexels

Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Closing Theme: Do You Know? (The Ping Pong Song) by Enrique Iglesias

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

If you think the future is already interesting, just wait until you've hear the future of the future! Alipedia, the 23rd century encyclopedia that knows everything about everything, has a special feature that allows it to highlight things that haven't happened yet. We try to figure out when such knowledge might come in handy, highlight a few predictions that we found, and don't hesitate to use exciting words like "dingy" and "rockets". Also, there's a quiz!

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Chapters

00:00 - Preview

00:13 - Hello

00:38 - Introduction

01:18 - Quiz

01:37 - Futurepedia

21:13 - Listener Email from Adrian

25:25 - Outroduction

25:47 - Goodbye

Credits

Episode Art: Butterfly Hatching Insect by DerWeg

Opening Theme: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Closing Theme: Tribute by Tenacious D

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk

In case you were feeling a little lost, we just found the right episode for you! We visited London's Millennium Dome today, where the world's Lost and Found is based, and we can't wait to tell you all about it. A few spoilers; it's big, smells peculiar, and has (or shall we say had) a box full of pomegranates. Also, what happened to Simon's cup of tea?

To confirm this episode went back in time, please email michaellasagna5@gmail.com with the episode number 253 in the subject line. We may even respond to your message in a future episode.

Chapters

00:00 - Preview

00:14 - Hello

00:38 - Introduction

02:43 - Lost

03:52 - Lost and Found

20:43 - Found

21:49 - Listener Email from Ronia

24:52 - Outroduction

25:22 - Goodbye

Credits

Episode Art: Lost and Found by Dirk

Theme Music: Over 100 Jaar by Klein Orkest

Almost Everything Else: Simon & Dirk