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Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 3 mins
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Summary
Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, ever marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here is the start of the drama:
Never, ever marry a mermaid,
That would not go well.
There’s something fishy about a mermaid,
That isn’t just the smell!
Come and join the fun in the brand-new series Never Ever by the New York Times best-selling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin.
Also in the Never Ever series:
Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
Never Ever Lick a Llama
Never Ever Massage a Moose
Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile
Never Ever Dance with a Dinosaur
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