How to Train Your Vampire
When a 500-Year-Old Artifact Meets Modern Survival Scores
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How to Train Your Vampire
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Narrated by:
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AI Voice Shadowforge Narratives Studio
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Aurelia Locke
This title uses virtual voice narration
Virtual voice is computer-generated narration for audiobooks.
Enter Mira Thornfield, a Licensed Supernatural Integration Specialist—which is just a fancy way of saying she babysits monsters who can’t figure out the 21st century.
Her latest nightmare assignment? Lucian. He’s a devastatingly handsome, ancient vampire who just shipped himself across the ocean in a crate. He has no idea what "Greek yogurt" is, tries to pay for goods with small pouches of blood, and currently boasts a lethal Human Score of 12 out of 100.
With the Bureau watching their every move, Mira has to fast-track this arrogant, coffee-confused nightstalker to a passing score of 60 before the system shuts him down permanently. But as the lessons progress, Mira finds herself falling for the anomaly she’s supposed to train, and they both realize that maybe the system itself is what's truly broken.
Hit play and dive into a witty, fast-paced, and charmingly romantic urban fantasy that answers the ultimate question: How do you teach a creature of the night to buy groceries?
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