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Failure Is Not NOT an Option

How the Chubby Gay Son of a Jesus-Obsessed Lesbian Found Love, Family, and Podcast Success...and a Bunch of Other Stuff

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Failure Is Not NOT an Option

By: Patrick Hinds
Narrated by: Patrick Hinds
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About this listen

Patrick Hinds has failed. A lot. In fact, he’s kind of an expert at it—which is why he’s uniquely qualified to say that failure is a good thing.

On paper, the chubby, poor, gay son of a lesbian who wrote pornographic letters to Jesus isn’t the person that you think of when you hear the word success. Yet Patrick Hinds has somehow managed to bungle his way through to become the successful cohost of True Crime Obsessed—a podcast with more than 200 million downloads.

Before that, though, he failed at many, many things. Patrick’s life is a series of fiascos, missteps, and just plain bad ideas. An eternal optimist, he’s always thrown himself into everything he’s done, even when he probably shouldn’t have. He devoted himself to becoming an actor even though he was terrible, started a daycare even though he hated kids, and somehow had a disastrous time with Bea Arthur...even though he couldn’t be gayer.

Both heartfelt and hilarious, Failure Is Not NOT an Option lets Patrick’s signature storytelling style shine—and it’s also the only book to bravely and definitively declare:

  1. Failing simply means that you tried (and if you try enough, eventually success will be an option, too).
  2. Ted Bundy is. Not. Hot.

By trying, and yes, failing at so many things, Patrick finally found his way—to a great career, a great husband, and a great family. Along the way, there were hurdles to jump, unexpected surprises, and no shortage of laughter. Failure is Not NOT an Option is a fun and outrageous listen that will raise you up—and provide a soft landing pad for the next time you fall.

©2023 Patrick Hinds (P)2023 Audible, Inc.
Biographies & Memoirs Entertainment & Celebrities LGBTQIA+ Creators Personal Development Personal Success Celebrity Feel-Good Funny Witty Heartfelt Success

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loved this like a extra long podcast could listen to this all the time

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if you love tco then you will love this well done Patrick you deserve all your success

amazing loved every minute

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I think the term " the famouses" as in look cute so the Famouses like us..lol

Amazing humour

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It's Patrick, being hilarious, sincere, very gay... and sentimental. I loved it! If you love Patrick, true crime podcasting, LGBT humour, The Golden Girls, Broadway or family, give it a listen.

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Patrick is a delight, wonderful finally hear some of the behind the scenes stories. And to finally learn what went down with Bea Arthur!

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