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Drug Wars

A New Dope

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Drug Wars

By: Matthew J. Pallamary
Narrated by: MATTHEW J PALLAMARY
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A long time ago in a cannabis field far, far away…

It is a period of drug wars in the galaxy. Rasta Freedom Grower vapeships striking from a hidden underground grow have won their first victory against the evil Corporate Hempire.

During the battle, rasta spies manage to steal plans that hold the secret to the Hempire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH BONG, an armored penis shaped space station powerful enough to destroy an entire planet with its paraquat ray.

Pursued by the Hempire’s Inferior Crack Smokers, Princess Sensimilla races home with the stolen plans that can save her people, stop Inferior control over the galaxy’s cannabis production, and restore the freedom to expand consciousness throughout the galaxy.

Her vapeship is intercepted by Ron Raygun, the Dank Spliff Lord, who captures the princess, but not before she gets a holographic message of dope hidden in 2CB, her trusty dopebot who escapes the doomed ship to the planet Tryptamine with 5MEO his biped companion.

Follow the adventures of Dude Dopetoker, Doobie-wan Kenoobie, Princess Sensimilla, Hash Stoner and others in their rebellion against the Corporate Hempire and the Inferior Crack Smokers led by the Dank Spliff Lord who plans to destroy the secret rebel rasta underground grows.

©2025 MATTHEW J PALLAMARY (P)2025 MATTHEW J PALLAMARY
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