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  • Blame It on Bianca Del Rio

  • By: Bianca Del Rio
  • Narrated by: Bianca Del Rio
  • Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (241 ratings)

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Summary

Random House presents the audiobook edition of Blame It on Bianca Del Rio, written and read by Bianca Del Rio.

Not today, Satan.

The cheeky, larger-than-life drag queen and outrageous comic - 'The Joan Rivers of the Drag World' (New York Times) - who isn't afraid to shock or offend, shares her trademark acerbic wit and sharp commentary in this uproarious collection of advice.

When it comes to insult comics, Bianca Del Rio is in a class by herself. Fierce, funny, and fabulous - a would-be love child sired by John Waters and birthed by Joan Rivers - Bianca sandblasted her name in the annals of pop culture on RuPaul's Drag Race. Thanks to her snarky frankness, impeccable comedic timing, and politically incorrect humour, she became the show's breakout star, winning its sixth season.

In Blame It on Bianca Del Rio, Bianca shares her opinions loudly and proudly, offering raucous, hilarious, no-holds-barred commentary on the everyday annoyances, big and small, that color her world, and make it a living, albeit amusing, hell for anyone who inhabits it. A collection of biting advice, Blame It on Bianca Del Rio will shock you and keep you laughing. But be warned: it is not for the faint of heart!

©2018 Bianca Del Rio (P)2018 Random House Audiobooks

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The shade is strong

Loved this book and Bianca is awesome! One of the best audio books I've ever listened to.

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  • 10-07-18

Really fun for the first hour

Really fun for the first hour but then it becomes a little bit repetitive. I love BDR but I think I prefer her 'in the moment' wit and humour.

Great for fans of BDL but personally for me it was a bit too samey.

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Was expecting a stand-up style performance

I loved Bianca Del Rio; her quick quips and punishing put downs whilst on tour (watched via YouTube) and on RPDR Season 6 - however I was expecting perhaps a diatribe of disastrous discussions on popular culture but instead we get a hodge-podge of piss-take puns.
Bianca Del Rio providing advice was just agony as many of the witty retorts were repeated synonymously.
I think the basis of this book could easily has been condensed to a 30-60 min short read.

All I can say is I’m glad I used a credit to buy this book and not the full price.

Overall value 1.75 out of 5.

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Hilarious

Bianca Del Rio is hilarious anyway, so when I heard she was bringing out a book I knew I had to listen to it, and it’s the Queen herself narrating. Hilariously funny throughout, defo did not dissapoint!

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Sooooooo disappointed

Sadly I am so disappointed by this book, as I was really looking forward to listening to Bianca's book. I couldn't even get more that 20 minutes in as it is full, mean and boring. No humour at all. I normally find Bianca hilarious, but the her narration comes across that even she knows what a sack of crap she had produced. Girl, go back to the library do some research and come back with something better. You have done a disservice to yourself, as you are better than this.

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I love Bianca del Rio... usually!

The reading of the book just comes across as bland. I found myself zoning out as it just sounded tone-less. The jokes sounded offbeat and off the mark. I felt letdown by this.

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Just dull.

Dreary stereotypes. No punchy lines, nothing new or fresh. Unless you're an easily pleased super fan I wouldn't bother.

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Absolutely Brilliant - Bianca to a T!!

I am so late to the party that is RuPaul's Drag Race it is unreal!!! And now I am a Major Fan and watch all the time... Season 6 is my favourite Season as there were so many fierce queen's but it was Bianca Del Rio's Clown Realness and Reading her competitors to filth that made me sit up and take notice! So when I saw she had a Book I bought it immediately and when I saw it on Audible with Author narration I bought it again!!

So this month I read this book twice, well I read it and I then listened to it with my bestie and fellow drag Race fan @alienconspirest and I loved it!! Bianca's sledgehammer wit and brutally honest outlook kept me laughing throughout. I would recommend this book is listened to though as Bianca's narration adds nuances to the humour but then you also need the book because the photos are amazing so do what I did and buy it twice. 😎🖤

This was a 5 Star read for me and people who know me know that 5 Stars isn't something I go up to very often! Excellent book!

Highly recommended for fans of Drag Race and @thebiancadelrio

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Disappointing

Really hard to get through, it’s very repetitive and a tad bland. I was really excited to read this but I must agree with lots of the low star reviews. Really disappointing, could have been much better.

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This B**** is full of hate, love it

I guess bianca does well for a clown in a wig, her makeup tips are awful. I feel she would be better suited to her roots and became a housekeeper!

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  • 18-07-18

Bloody hilarious

I'm so glad that I used my credit for this audio book.
I've always been a fan of Bianca's work, I had the pleasure of watching one of her shows before so listening to her read her book was like having a personal Bianca Del Rio show!

Witty, funny and her delivery was hilarious as always!