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Roundhouse Publishing editor Kate C. Leever’s first letter to her newest legacy author was intended to impress upon him the growing demand for his “vampire romances.” Though he’d expressed little to no desire for publicity, book tours or the like, it was clear that this was a writer waiting to be broken out. Correspondence with Mr. Lucern Aregeneau tended to be oddly delayed, but this time his response was quick and succinct.
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Good if not a little annoying at times
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For close to 3,000 years, the imposing, impossibly handsome Santo Notte has fought in armies across the world and battled his own more personal enemies. Of all the places he might expect to encounter his life mate, a quiet corner of upstate New York doesn’t seem likely. But as soon as he makes contact with history Professor Petronella Stone while hunting down a suspected rogue immortal, he knows she will be the greatest adventure of his eternal life.
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Ok.
- By Angie Hackett (Stormageddon) on 27-06-19
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A Quick Bite
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Lissianna has been spending her centuries pining for Mr. Right, not just a quick snack, and this sexy guy she finds in her bed looks like he might be a candidate. But there's another, more pressing issue: her tendency to faint at the sight of blood . . . an especially annoying quirk for a vampire. Of course it doesn't hurt that this man has a delicious-looking neck. What kind of cold-blooded vampire woman could resist a bite of that?
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Good Tale but Terrible Narrator
- By Amazon Customer on 03-02-14
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Immortal Ever After
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Valerie Moyer doesn’t believe in vampires - until she is kidnapped by a fanged psychopath! After escaping her bloodthirsty captor, she’s through with creatures of the night. Until she finds herself under the protection of the darkly handsome Anders. Not only is she expected to accept that Anders is immortal, but also that she is the woman destined to be his life mate!
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Excellence & Genius xXx
- By Angie xXx on 25-11-17
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Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over 2,000 years, and there's very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. Then Leigh drops into his life. Suddenly, he finds himself craving coffee...and imagining the sassy brunette atop the black satin sheets on his nice big bed. It's Lucian's job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal - and tutoring her is igniting a fire in him that hasn't burned in centuries.
But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have to wait!
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-08-18
love everything about it
I thoroughly enjoyed this story and have listened to it sooo many times. The narration is excellent, exactly the kind of voice I imagined. Can't fault it and highly recommend. My only complaint about this series is that not all the books are on audio and in Uk lots of them are unavailable.
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- tashma
- 05-09-10
LUCIAN
I Love this story, I love how it slowly broke down Lucian's walls and he fall in love. I have 5 other books in this series and love them all but this was my favorite.
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- Amazon Customer
- 17-09-12
Light and Enjoyable
I found this audio light and enjoyable. The story line was as most in this series, however more enjoyable, light and funny. No ego hang ups etc. It was refreshing to listen to both Lucian and Lee's perceptions throughout the audio, loved Julian. Narration was good i felt a more vibrant narration would have given the story a bit more zing.
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- Shannon
- 11-04-11
My favorite so far!
This book in the Argeneau Series was my favorite so far! I love Lucian, he seems the sexiest of all of the family and the story had the best ending! Although I do still love A Quick Bite, and I love how Lisianna and Greg are tied into this story!
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- Jessica
- 20-01-10
It was entertaining and funny.
I really like this series and can't wait for the hunter books to be released on audio. I enjoyed the read and look forward to listening too.
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- Katidid
- 08-06-16
Whoever said continuity was important… Was right!
What made the experience of listening to Bite Me If You Can the most enjoyable?
The narrator was very good & NOT Victoria McGee! Rick Robertson did an excellent job!
What does Rick Robertson bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
He added comedic timing… Something you wouldn't get if you just read the book.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Bite Me If You Can… Of course.
Any additional comments?
I think that the guys that they have had narrate this series are doing a much better job than the girls… Especially Victoria McGee. She doesn't not make a good narrator for this series!
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- Edwina
- 22-05-15
love it
I love Lynsay Sands books and now having it in audio is even better..
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- Karen B. Wilkerson
- 31-03-15
A different approach
I read a lot of romance novels around the subject matter of vampires. This was a refreshing twist to some of the attributes of being a vampire.
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- Jamie
- 30-12-12
Best Argeneau book yet!
I've listened to several of the Argeneau books and this one is by far the best yet! I liked that the female lead was not wimpy and not intimidated by the age and strong personality of the male lead. The narrator does a good job - much better than the narrators on previous books in this series. While this author includes humor in each, the narrator was able to really bring that humor to life and I honestly laughed out loud (especially in the initial scene with Julius) at Lucien's difficulties with the modern world. I liked that he was a bad-ass, but not in a rude way. Overall, a very good read....
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- Carl
- 30-10-12
Lynsay Sands is Awesome
Would you listen to Bite Me If You Can again? Why?
Of Course I would listen again, I listen to all here books so far at lest 2- 3 times. It helps pass the day by and I enjoy listen to here the stories while walking, resting, and just for the fun.
Who was your favorite character and why?
my favorite character in this novel is Lucian. It was neat to see the stern and athortian go through denial, recognition, and finally make the same sort of life mate mistakes everyone else made. Linsay done a total awesome job with this book.
What does Rick Robertson bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
He is way better at personalizing the characters that gave them more real feel to their vocie then I could. Thanks Rick.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes, but my schedule made me stretch it out to a week. But I still enjoyed and will be listenting to it again when I go on a mini vacation.
Any additional comments?
Lynsay, keep up the great work and looking forward to your next book in the life of these immortals.
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-07-12
Linsay Sands your Argeneau Vampires arr the best
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I recomend the Argeneau stories ubsolutely,positively . Because they are the best, lighthearted and entertaining storries. I read or lissen to them over and over again when I feel a bit down and they pick me up each and every time.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Bite Me If You Can?
I can not just pick one out of the story I Love Lucian's way and behaviour it is just so funny
Any additional comments?
you cant go wrong with the Argeneau's
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