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Blame It on Bianca Del Rio

By: Bianca Del Rio
Narrated by: Bianca Del Rio
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Summary

Random House presents the audiobook edition of Blame it on Bianca Del Rio, written and read by Bianca Del Rio.

Not today, Satan.

The cheeky, larger-than-life drag queen and outrageous comic - 'The Joan Rivers of the Drag World' (New York Times) - who isn't afraid to shock or offend, shares her trademark acerbic wit and sharp commentary in this uproarious collection of advice.

When it comes to insult comics, Bianca Del Rio is in a class by herself. Fierce, funny, and fabulous - a would-be love child sired by John Waters and birthed by Joan Rivers - Bianca sandblasted her name in the annals of pop culture on RuPaul's Drag Race. Thanks to her snarky frankness, impeccable comedic timing, and politically incorrect humour, she became the show's breakout star, winning its sixth season.

In Blame It On Bianca Del Rio, Bianca shares her opinions loudly and proudly, offering raucous, hilarious, no-holds-barred commentary on the everyday annoyances, big and small, that color her world, and make it a living, albeit amusing, hell for anyone who inhabits it. A collection of biting advice, Blame It On Bianca Del Rio will shock you and keep you laughing. But be warned: it is not for the faint of heart!

©2018 Bianca Del Rio (P)2018 Penguin Audio

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This B**** is full of hate, love it

I guess bianca does well for a clown in a wig, her makeup tips are awful. I feel she would be better suited to her roots and became a housekeeper!

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Bianca being Bianca

I'm a big fan of Bianca and was glad that there was snark and bitching.

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amazing. funny. witty. Bianca at her best.

hours of laughter, cry and not pc jokes. Bianca should be the next president or at least presidentè.

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LOVE LOVE LOVE

cannot recommend this enough! what a queen! Hilarious as ever! Genuinely could listen to it again!

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Awesome insult comedy to embrace one's bitch self

Rude, crude and brilliant. Read by Bianca herself - the jokes would *never* land with any other reader! In fact, it would just be plain wrong. Hilarious answers to random questions (gets you to appreciate how ridiculous fans can sound) and customised to listeners ("as you're listening rather than buying the book because you're a cheap f*ck...") LOVE it. Definitely will recommend to friends & family - not because I want them to make Bianca rich (though it's a nice outcome) but because I want them to buy ME the actual book, as I indeed am a cheap f*ck.

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Exactly what you'd expect from BDR

Laugh out loud funny, even when you know you shouldn't. Definitely not one for the care share, unless you want them to know you're a hateful bitch like Bianca

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laugh out loud comedy

laugh out loud comedy that had me roaring all the way through. love you Bianca

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Lots of laughs

I haven't stopped laughing from the first chapter to the last Bianca Del Rio is hilarious.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Even better in Bianca's voice

I read this book when it came out on a plane to Italy and giggled all the way there. Hearing it again though in her voice just is the cherry on top!

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A real tonic!

I like Bianca del Rio her book is hysterical. She is funny & spot on!

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