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In this subtle presentation of how “walls” separate all of us, even the “good guys”, acclaimed author Jon Agee offers a simple but multi-layered perspective of fear and separation.

Join Ranger John as he tells you these funny children’s tales about struggles between his imaginary forest friends. It will surely have you laughing with your children at the animals' storybook adventures.

Come join Ranger John as he tells the last of his animal stories: stories about mother animals' care and protection of their babies, animals working together to survive natural disasters, and animals' selflessness in helping others. Help your children learn some of life's most important lessons through these amusing children's stories.

What do a sly snake, a clever crow, a vicious dog, a hungry wolf, and a bad-tempered grizzly bear have in common? See what happens as these characters try to outwit each other in these funny children’s bedtime stories. It will have you giggling and snuggling deeper under the covers with your children at bedtime when you listen together.

For his 11th birthday, Pickles’s quirky great uncle, Professor Noodlemind, gives the boy the best gift in the world: a new cloned brother named Andy. Unfortunately, something goes wrong in the cloning process, and Andy now has an unusual affliction–his skin produces chocolate.

Your child will learn about John's day-to-day life at home, bedtime, meal times, school time, and going to the zoo.

No one came to 11-year-old Michael Pumpernickel's birthday party, not even his invisible friend. The clown was a no-show, and his brother's dog tried to escape and got caught in the act. Maybe it's because he's awkward and carries a fanny pack. Or maybe it's because he really likes school. But nothing is going right in Michael's life, until one day everything does. After receiving a mysterious letter, he finds himself in the middle of an unlikely adventure, the center of an age-old prophecy about an enchanted magical forest.

Too-smart-for-his-own-good Oscar meets fellow fifth grader Timothy, who he discovers has a secret power—mind control to change people’s minds, making them do whatever he wants. Oscar uses his new friendship to get out of detention and ace a history presentation. But when they have a sleepover and Timothy empowers Oscar with a limited ability of time travel, the two figure out how not to use their powers even in the most desperate of moments.

It's the tale of a little boy who likes to be on his own, but that's about to change when he makes an unlikely friendship with a magical fridge. The fridge's door is adorned with brightly coloured magnetic letters, and with a whoosh and a whizz, the letters form words that might just give Jack some good advice. His world is turned upside down, getting him into all sorts of trouble when his mum and dad announce they are splitting up. Could a magical fridge possibly help solve Jack's problems?

For ages 8-99, Wish Upon a Haunted Star is a spooky, tongue-in-cheek tale about the abandoned Lone Star Drive-In, the rumors of its haunting, and a reluctant investigator who quite possibly has more curiosity than he has common sense.

In time-honored tradition, each Fall, before Thanksgiving, the president pardons one lucky turkey in all the land, handing him a golden turkey ticket to board the Pardoned Poultry Express. His destination is Gobbler’s Retreat and Petting Zoo, a turkey tom oasis where the pardoned royalty live out their lives in sleepy, pampered peace.

It is a tale of the day the Reenie came to town, a town a lot like yours or mine. Never forget that dead things long to rise, with whispered rumors carrying our naughty little secrets to the far corners of the Earth. And lurking in the deepest, darkest, dankest hole, the Reenie watches and waits.

Angus and Lucy love books. They have hundreds of them. But when the books are taken away, Angus and Lucy's family soon discover they cannot live without them.

I Peed in Your Stocking is an educational, fun-filled, gross fact book all about urine. Learn what causes you to urinate, weird facts about urinating, fun animal facts about urine defense mechanism, and much more.