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A brutally-hot philosophy professor, a brainiac newborn vampire, and a fortune-telling demon walk into a bar… The rift is open. That's what Raisin Toast Ronan Bishop calls it, but in my head, it's the hellmouth. I just wish it were vampires coming out of it. Vampires I can handle. But these...

Jane Devereux is adjusting to her new life as a nocturne fabulously. She runs the most popular nightclub in the French Quarter and is married to the hottest vampire in New Orleans. When she accidentally runs over Santa Claus and has to turn him into a vampire to save him, her perfect undead life begins to crumble like a week-old sugar cookie. Whoops. Jane has three days to teach Santa the ways of the vampire and get him back to the North Pole in time for Christmas Eve.