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Master Lecture Series: History of the Third Robot War is a future history lecture so epic it will knock your digital socks off! In this satirical Audible Original that turns The Great Courses on its head, Professor Tirannous Rexavier Shepard guides you through the multiverse-shattering events of the war, from the opening "pyew pyews" through Le Battle Finale. Master Lecture Series pays homage to the Sci-Fi and Fantasy genres with gut-busting (and circuit-bending) whimsy.

In "The Robot Who Looked Like Me," a busy man and a busy woman find a way to carve out time to romance each other—by having look-alike robots made to do the job—who then run away together. 

Drew is a service robot. He’s as happy as a service robot can reasonably expect to be, until he discovers porn - and decides to construct the vital part he’s missing. Meanwhile, tech geek Dennis can’t work out who is letting his dog crap on his doorstep, until he stumbles on the secret to looking back in time.

Explore Wikipedia in a daily podcast with Rachel Teichman, LMSW, and Victor Varnado, KSN as they read articles aloud and provide light commentary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Set years before Service Model, Adrian Tchaikovsky’s all-too plausible short story navigates a world where humans are increasingly redundant. “Holring and Baselard value your contribution to our team” As one of the last non-robot employees at Holring and Baselard, Tim Stock retains a vital...

Planet Hyman is at a lost as Hilda takes a sabbatical, she has found her "pleasure dome" and while she learns there is more to life than a new manifesto, H2 and DBO plot a coup. With Mex hungover, and Beryl shamed, there is little to stand in their way apart from a hippy colony too chilled to care, a reporter with no scruples, and a missing set of batteries. Will H2 and DBO take over the planet and run it the proletarian way? Or will Hilda rise from her wet dreams toss her dead batteries to the wind and take over from where Beryl left?

Tedd hat etwas Schlimmeres gefunden als Menschen, die Roboter hassen. Menschen, die welche sein wollen. Phoenix hat ein Ziel: jede Maschine zu töten, die selbstständig denkt. Und sie verdrahten ihre eigenen Schädel neu, um das zu erreichen. McKenzie ist zurück. Kahlgeschoren, tote Augen und ein Befehl: zerstöre sie alle. Wenn Tedd Phoenix nicht aufhält, bekommt jeder verbleibende Roboter eine Kugel und jeder Mensch, der widerspricht, einen Chip. Aber ist er bereit, das Mädchen zu töten, das er einst gerettet hat? Phoenix nannte sich die Zukunft der Menschheit.

Tedd hat gerade das Ende der Welt überlebt. Langsam wünschte er sich, er hätte es nicht … Der Manager ist auf dem Weg nach Norden. Was auch immer er dort oben baut, er sorgt verdammt gut dafür, dass niemand lange genug lebt, um es herauszufinden. Tedd hat einen radioaktiven Spinnenbot, eine Handvoll Überlebende und absolut kein Recht, irgendjemandes letzte Hoffnung zu sein. Aber er ist alles, was sie haben. Das Ende der Welt war erst der Anfang.

What better way to relax than with your favorite Dallas band, The Robot Bonfire? Join us around the bonfire as we chat about music, culture, and art and make up ridiculous band names. Pull up a chair and your favorite beverage. It’s time for some Group Therapy.

The legal system was broken. So they replaced it with AI. That made it worse. When the world’s first artificial intelligence judge takes the bench, justice becomes faster, cheaper… and deeply unpredictable. Judge Gort Daylek doesn’t rely on precedent. He cites Wikipedia.

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. Ten-year-old Matt Belmont has an amazing secret: he belongs to the secret organization, EDAM - Earth Defense Against Martians. Its mission: protect Earth from the evil clutches of the SUPER NINJA ALIEN ROBOT MONSTERS - part robot, part monster, all...

Tyrus Murphy is a bumbling EMT from Nebraska with big dreams. When he gets a call from an unknown number informing him he’s just inherited his uncle’s island of killer robots, he has one thought: world domination. International conquest ends up being more challenging than it seems, as the young ruler faces hard partying politicians, mysterious old aristocrats, and even his own unexpected aversion to violence. Powered by optimism and greed, Tyrus falls face-first through a globe-trotting adventure that rarely goes according to plan.

Marius dos Hellespont and his apprentice, Gerd, are professional looters of battlefields. When they stumble upon the corpse of the King of Scorby and Gerd is killed, Marius is mistaken for the monarch by one of the dead soldiers and is transported down to the Kingdom of the Dead. Just like the living citizens, the dead need a king - after all, the king is God’s representative, and someone needs to remind God where they are. And so it comes to pass that Marius is banished to the surface with one message: If he wants to recover his life he must find the dead king.

The First Robot President combines science fiction with political satire, making fun of Democrats and Republicans in equal measure. The novel centers around Thomas Jenkins, a lobbyist, and his robot wife whose political ambitions land her on the Green Party's 2520 Presidential ticket.

Ryan Morrison, better known on Reddit and the internet as "Video Game Attorney," and co-hosts Austin Hoffman and Ali Rothman, take a hard look at how the law will react to the fast growth in technology. Will we need consent to sleep with a robot? Will our organs be government property? Come in and find out.

100% Human Comedy by Jason Petterson, Nate Hudson, Charlie Matt, and Will Curry. Detroit’s funniest four man flip cup team pitch their wildest sketch comedy ideas. Will they come up with funny bits or hack s***? You be the judge!

We debate things that don't matter! Everything RETRO from conversations about toys, movies, TV, video games, 80s, 90s, wrestling, forgotten foods, the list goes on. Let Hamburger Robot be your humorous distraction from the modern world.

Welcome to our first-ever episode! Join us, two ADHD siblings, as we dive into a whirlwind of hilarious conversations and delightful chaos. If you're in the mood for laughs, random tangents, and a sprinkle of useless information, you've come to the right place. From quirky stories to off-the-wall debates, our drivel talk is sure to keep you entertained and guessing. Tune in for a fun ride that celebrates the wonderfully unpredictable bond of siblinghood!

Hilarious, exciting, and fun! The Rasslin Robot podcast dives into the bizarre and entertaining world of professional wrestling! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Il progresso tecnologico avanza spedito, la popolazione invecchia e non gli sta dietro. Per questo Laura Annibali, una mezza genia nel campo informatico, arrivata ai cinquant’anni ha deciso di fondare la Huf, un’associazione no profit con la missione di sostenere le persone tecnologicamente inabili.