Episodes

  • #018 | The Great Defecator
    Oct 28 2026

    DJ Mike adopts a new nickname following an exclusive interview with the lord of logs himself: Belphegor! Miss Maiden's extra educational today, with insights into Japanese Ghost Detectives and her sightings of the cult next door.

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    Hosted & Written by Michael Matthews & Miss Maiden
    Produced by Saturday Morning Files & I’ll Die First
    Edited by Jack Wolff
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    42 mins
  • #017 | Bogan Moth Invasion!
    Oct 13 2026

    Finn the Cat gives us the lowdown on Japans annual cat themed festival, Miss Maiden expresses her true love for comfort food, and we get an exclusive interview with a spokes-moth about the recent moth activity across Australia.

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    Hosted & Written by Michael Matthews & Miss Maiden
    Produced by Saturday Morning Files & I'll Die First Productions
    Edited by Jack Wolff
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    43 mins
  • #016 | Laser Cats & Alarm Toilets
    Sep 30 2026

    Mike interviews a new cat species with interesting abilities, Miss Maiden contemplates the age old philosophy question: "should adults be able to order kids meals", and the Aussies discuss which instrument would be the most ideal to pee in.

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    Hosted & Written by Michael Matthews & Miss Maiden
    Produced by Saturday Morning Files & Wolff Media Productions
    Edited by Jack Wolff
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    41 mins
  • #015 | Shoeys & Wallabies
    Sep 16 2026

    The Australian in our hosts comes out as a Wallaby invades the UK, Magpie Swooping season threatens Miss Maiden's friends, and a small memorial for celebrity pet deaths.


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    Hosted & Written by Michael Matthews & Miss Maiden
    Produced by Saturday Morning Files & Wolff Media Productions
    Edited by Jack Wolff
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    38 mins
  • #014 | Spy Pigeons & A New Segment!
    Sep 2 2026

    Spy pigeons invade India, frogs know how to avoid toxic men, and Mike introduces a brand new segment: Toilets From Around The World!

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    Hosted & Written by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Wolff Media Productions
    Audio produced by Jack Wolff
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    45 mins
  • #013 | Mosh-Pitt Mud Pie!!!
    Aug 19 2026

    Sex dolls in suit cases & classrooms, Miss Maiden discusses our first review, and Mike digs deep into the psyche of a man who cleared out a movie theater with a not-so-silent but deadly.

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    Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
    Audio produced by Jack Wolff
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    41 mins
  • #012 | Real Life Butthole Surfers!
    Aug 5 2026

    Finn the Cat sells us on Bishin' Bisheno, Tasmania, Miss Maiden educates the world about the hot new way to get out of work, and DJ Mike interviews one of the ocean's many butthole surfers!

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    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
    Audio produced by Jack Wolff
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    44 mins
  • #011 | Sony Rep's & Bush Turkey Bill
    Jul 22 2026

    Finn the Cat introduces a new guest in a very important PSA, DJ Mike and Miss Maiden speak to a Sony representative about games becoming digital only, and Miss Maiden reveals much about concert diapers and Corey Feldman's aversion to Hollywood cults.

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    Hosted by Michael Matthews and Miss Maiden
    Written by Michael Matthew and Miss Maiden
    Episode Produced by The Saturday Morning Files and Jack Wolff
    Audio produced by Jack Wolff
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    35 mins