• #179 - Parsons, Portals & Popular Superstitions
    Jun 7 2026

    Join us today as we venture into the desert with rocket man, pre-NASA NASA guy, and occult enthusiast Jack Parsons! But I'm sorry to say, we're not here for sightseeing or treasure hunting. We're here to witness a magical ceremony.

    So grab your pentagrams and... well, something else I can't mention here, and let's find out exactly what (or who) this guy was trying to summon.


    Then Jordan brings us back to reality by exploring the origins of some of the world's most famous superstitions. From the number 13 and why we all hate it, to walking under ladders and why we all avoid it, it's a history-filled episode today!


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    57 mins
  • #178 - Messages Through Time & Inconvenient Crime
    May 31 2026

    This week, Iain finally tells us about the Dodleston messages! On a computer (that was pretty much out of the Stone Age), a household begins receiving messages from centuries in the past and decades in the future! One super strange mystery that starts out weird and only gets weirder!


    Jordan then gives us the internets answers to the question: “Imagine! You're a burglar, but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victims. What are you taking?” before we add some of our own ideas. But we’d love to hear what you’d steal too! As well as what you say to the 1600’s, so let us know by email or the Two Guys WhatsApp hotline number!


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    53 mins
  • #177 - A Lifetime of Spooks and Translated Chinese Proverbs
    May 24 2026

    This week! Iain jumps into an account from a woman named Lori Drahl! From ghosts to aliens, to God knows what! It seems this poor lady has had a lifetime of experiences and, it seems with her, it wasn’t the beginning or the end of the horrors that unfolded.


    Next up, Jordan gives us some Chinese proverbs - TRANSLATED! And tells us what they mean, how they translate and just what it is they’re trying to describe! All while testing Iain’s guessing powers because, let’s face it, he ain’t gonna know!


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    44 mins
  • #176 - Reptilian Relations and Silly Street Signs
    May 17 2026

    You know how lizards like to sit on those rocks that get really hot? Well today we're scaling that up x1000 as Iain tells us about a reptilian, and it don't need no rock because it’s hot enough! Or at least that is according to one lady who claimed that she was having relations with this creepy alien/ smoking hot lizard from outer space!


    And then Jordan will do anything to slip an unbeeped swear past us, and today is no different as he brings us the weirdest street names from around the world! And there are some words in there that would normally get the beeping of a lifetime! But there are others sprinkled in; the funny, weird and the clever.


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    47 mins
  • #175 - 30 EAST DRIVE INVESTIGATION
    May 10 2026

    So… we finally did it! Us Two Guys went to 30 East Drive, the home of the Black Monk (AKA THE MOST VIOLENT POLTERGEIST IN THE UK)! But we were too scared to go alone, so we headed in with James of the Fortean News Podcast, alongside his collaborator Matt from Confessions of a Ghost Boy, and Paul of Question Buggers. We had a solid mix of experience, curiosity… and slowly dwindling scepticism. From the moment we stepped inside, the place had a “feeling”, and throughout the night, those feelings turned into experiences; ALL of which is detailed in this very episode! By the end, we all walked out scared, excited, tired and a believer. So was what we experienced paranormal? Or was it just the setting and our minds playing tricks? We’ll let you be the judge, but for us? That wasn’t just another night out.



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    54 mins
  • #174 - Earths Defence System & the Dark Side of Vinted
    May 3 2026

    Today, Iain takes us through the insane real event that was the Tunguska event! The catastrophic explosion that happened over Siberia 118 years ago. And this segment might have you saying “sure, that’s weird. But where is the paranormal!?” But don’t worry, it’s coming! Because in the end, we find out just why this explosion only left behind a whole lot of weirdness!


    Jordan then gives us a list of some of the weirdest, rudest, and downright creepiest messages from Vinted, between seller and buyer. From the perverted to the horrible, it’s a fair mix, and they all deliver (in more ways than one!).


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    45 mins
  • #173 - Metallic Lurkers and Are You Dating an Idiot? Pt.2
    Apr 26 2026

    This week, Iain shares a bunch of weird reports from Spain that detail encounters with a variety of weird metallic entities that were witnessed from up close in people’s bedrooms, to random places like the side of the road!


    And then Jordan brings us a much-needed part 2 of a segment done years ago! “Are You Dating an Idiot?” From people who can’t understand the most simple workings of how day turns to night, to someone that can’t figure out gravity. It’s all fun and games on this episode of TGWU!


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    46 mins
  • #172 - Bankers, Boats, Betrayal and Phonetic Alphabet Fails
    Apr 19 2026

    This week we find out just how (apparently) a financial titan could have (potentially) planned one of the greatest oceanic disasters of the 20th century and (maybe) in the process (supposedly) also sunk his competitors! So (they say) the central banking system of the US could (possibly) be created.


    And then Jordan brings us something inspired by Iain’s garage interaction last week because, as we all know, Jordan likes to rub it in and today he does not disappoint, as he brings us an entire segment on the phonetic alphabet. From people getting it wrong to the worst kinds that exist! If last week didn’t have Iain pulling his hair out, this week he’ll certainly have none left.


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    53 mins