Not content with attempting to collect all 650 sitting MPs (Current score: three) we have a new task... collecting all of the sitting peers in the House of Lords, and as of this episode we're on the board with one... the Conservative peer Lord Daniel (Danny to his friends) Finkelstein OBE.

Not only have we bagged our first 'Lord' but Danny is also the first Conservative guest on the podcast. This really is an groundbreaking episode. All after we helped get an MP elected last time (polls had it as a two way fight before our interview, landslide result after it... we can't argue with that).

So enjoy this House of Lords' special.

What should we conquer next...?

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It's been six weeks since our last episode... and what a mess you humans have made.

Myself and the Countess have made a new binling, so there's an election this week and I'm back with a special episode featuring one of the candidates. Before you accuse old Binface of showing bias - Hannah approached us. So fair's fair... if any of the other candidates want to get grilled by Binface get in touch... if you're brave enough.

You know who you are... but for everyone else this is who the invite goes out to...

Full list of candidates standing in the Gorton & Denton by-election:

Monster Raving Loony Sir Oink A-Lot

Advance UK Nick Buckley

Conservative Charlotte Cadden

Libertarian Dan Clarke

Reform Matt Goodwin

SDP Sebastian Moore

Rejoin EU Joseph O'Meachair

Liberal Democrats Jackie Pearcey

Green Hannah Spencer

Labour Angeliki Stogia

Communist League Hugo Wils

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Merry Christmas Earthlings.

Can we first apologise to anyone in Croydon who saw a bright star in the sky last night - before any local wise men (or women!) head to Boots to buy up any stocks of Myrrh - we can clarify that someone just temporarily leant on the cloaking device switch in the Alboreto. You'd think it would happen more frequently - but it hasn't happened for about 2000 of your Earth years.

Anyway - onto our guest for this seasonal special - and we're thrilled to talk to the lexicography and etymology queen - Susie Dent

It's a real treat - and our gift to you - a thank you if you've listened to the podcast at all this year. We do appreciate your loyalty.

Have a Merry Christmas, and we'll be back in the New Year.

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